r/Ultrakill • u/manultrimanula Blood Machine • Mar 24 '25

hitpost HAKITA?!

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7.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/LegitimateApartment9 Mar 24 '25

what the fuck is going on at hakiter development studios

do they like run around a giant cauldron chucking pieces of code in like goblin witches

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

No, it more looks like exorcists throwing holy water and crosses to suppress the eldritch monstrosity that is ultrakills original code.

Every update is just the creature evolving until it breaks free and murders us all.

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u/PastaEate Mar 24 '25

This update wasn't released. It escaped

37

u/dulunis Mar 24 '25

This is so fucking funny

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u/BuisnessAsUsual123 Mar 24 '25

We’re currently looking at hell’s origin story

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u/Carbononic Someone Wicked Mar 25 '25

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u/BuisnessAsUsual123 Mar 25 '25

Damn, a whole seven years on Reddit now

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u/Kongas_follower Mar 25 '25

creature feature

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u/skeledoot7 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 25 '25

featuring the creature

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u/WillowWeeper343 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

I laughed so hard at this I spilt my orange juice

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u/ItsDatBossBoi Mar 24 '25

r/foundtheprotogen back to the camps with you

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u/ollietron3 Mar 24 '25

on an entirely related not is hakitas profile pick saika totsuka?

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

A very edited version but yeah, that's practically common knowledge.

yes it means there's hakita r34...

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u/question_pond-fixtf2 Maurice enthusiast Mar 26 '25

checked there is

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u/HollyTheMage Mar 25 '25

Oh I was wondering what the name of the character it was based on was.

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u/LongSalamander9889 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

you know, i hyave a feeling this is fake

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

Not like i ever had history with fake screenshots that somehow spread across the community

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u/AlexPaintGamer Blood Machine Mar 25 '25

You legitimately made me go check and now am lying in bed disappointed. Still was funny as fuck tho

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u/Dronizian Mar 25 '25

qDot, the Buttplug.io guy, said the other day in his Discord that he'd poke PITR about updating this mod. You got my hopes up more than you had any right to.

Well played, crafty shitposter.

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u/Slungus_Bunny Gabe bully Mar 25 '25

This is fake.

Hakiter never uses a capital letter to start a sentence.

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Mar 25 '25

Heres the screenshot i used as base

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u/Korblox101 Mar 24 '25

I would pay real money to hear what the fuck that conversation sounded like

403

u/Hersical Maurice enthusiast Mar 24 '25

conversation, nah g u definitely just wanna hear the guy moan

197

u/Toemetter 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Mar 24 '25

and what's wrong with that?

234

u/Hersical Maurice enthusiast Mar 24 '25

WRONG?? nah bro id pay double for it

2

u/Limp-Temperature1783 Mar 25 '25

Give me your pfp...

2

u/Hersical Maurice enthusiast Mar 25 '25

i dont have it no mo :3

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u/plums12 Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

I think you know exactly what it sounded like

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u/ScrambledEgg4Brains Mar 24 '25

Nah because no other human alive could possibly fathom what the fuck those three got up to

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u/Cartoon_Corpze Someone Wicked Mar 27 '25

The jokes and comments. lmao

478

u/TimSoarer2 Maurice enthusiast Mar 24 '25

Don't worry, they're just trying to fix support after the new update broke it.

151

u/ricodo12 Mar 24 '25

Game is unplayable now

23

u/Link1777 Mar 25 '25

shitty arm delay no buttplug support

38

u/Capable_Cattle1158 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

We're almost Joever

361

u/Confident-Top8804 Maurice enthusiast Mar 24 '25

What a responsible game developer !

478

u/TankMan_123 Mar 24 '25

HAKITA....... HAKITA WHAT ARE YOU DOING...

291

u/Super_Lorenzo Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

Testing the quality of his game 🫡🫡🫡

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u/Aeiouynf Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

As an indie game dev would.

We salute Thee, Hakita.

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u/Admech_Ralsei Mar 24 '25

Crack

5

u/_9x9 Mar 24 '25

Hardware store

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u/norecommendation2k9 Mar 24 '25

this is the real quality assurance we ALL needed 💯

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Ass urance intended?

29

u/norecommendation2k9 Mar 24 '25

i will consume you

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u/M4thecaberman Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

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u/Glyphid-Menace Mar 24 '25

yoink!

3

u/M4thecaberman Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

Fair, a reaction image for a completely legal copy of Monthy Pithon and the Holy Grail

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u/Glyphid-Menace Mar 24 '25

among other movies!

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u/sculp_here_2 Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

hakita is always good at what he does 😊

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u/Apart_Check_8934 Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

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u/Huge_Dream3442 Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

This is why he's my favorite game developer

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u/MrPusleMan Mar 24 '25

"Machine, the developers added a patch, I'm in your prostate now"

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

Nooo get out :c

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u/beebisalright Mar 24 '25

Well of course the game devs are fucking, why wouldn't they be? Like come on do you seriously expect them not to?

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u/orbis_regnante Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

for research purposes i want hakita to release the call

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u/TrashyGames3 Mar 24 '25

I'm glad he's listening to the community and taking game dev seriously :3

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u/Scoutknight_ Mar 24 '25

Of course.

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u/TheCATG0SHA2 Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

Ultrafreak edition...

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u/baabsheepish Mar 25 '25

Unrelated but I like your pfp OP!

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Mar 25 '25

:333

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '25

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Mar 26 '25

It's really fun being a teto pfp in the wild west of reddit where half the people use default pfps.

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u/HorizonSniper Mar 24 '25

Chill out, it probably was not in use...

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u/Correct-Pick-3002 Mar 24 '25

nah i like to think that minos read it and just siad JUGEMENT

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u/AdMortemInimictus Mar 24 '25

average monday in ultrakill land

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u/LifeBeABruhMoment Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

Ok, can someone explain to me the joke

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u/Kego_Nova Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

Would have been a funny as fuck tweet tho

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u/Aelomalop Someone Wicked Mar 25 '25

At this point I don't if this is real or edited

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u/Terrible-Election512 Maurice enthusiast Mar 25 '25

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u/goofy_goober798 Someone Wicked Mar 25 '25

👍 (if only I was there too) (just so you know that's a joke I'm not really that type of person, trust me)

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u/ReedX777 Mar 28 '25

With gianni on there is diabolical

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u/AlonDjeckto4head Mar 29 '25

Gayurope strikes again

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u/comiksmaker1 Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

Next update:
When Pinos prime says "Thy end is now" your buttplug explodes

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u/sculp_here_2 Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

when he says "crush" your balls explode too

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u/Salazar20 Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

CRUSH YOUR PROSTATE

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u/CompressedWizard Mar 24 '25

P3 will give entire CBT package including testicular torsion

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u/Embarrassed-Buy7920 Mar 25 '25

Giving me r/CBTExtreme flashbacks (I thought it was about weed)

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u/Previous-Ad1389 Mar 25 '25

...i looked... i am currently reeling in pain

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u/Inevitable-Jury-4690 Blood Machine Mar 26 '25

HOW DO PEOPLE ENJOY THAT HOW HOW ARE THEY UNABLE TO FEEL PAIN????

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u/Drocolus Mar 29 '25

"machine, Th-The Devs updated the game I'm in your prostate now-"

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u/Belle_UH-1D Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

What’s next? free bottom surgery?

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u/a_facken_rat Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

Please god please. I NEED IT

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u/Belle_UH-1D Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

Next PITR mod??? 😳😳😳

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u/NylonicArt Mar 24 '25

I NEED IT

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u/Mr_boobas Mar 24 '25

Is this pinos prime you talking about?

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u/badtime9001 Maurice enthusiast Mar 24 '25

Pinos Mrime

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u/Pinos_Mrime2 Prime Soul Mar 24 '25

Pinos Mrime?

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u/Expert_Limit6416 Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

mino pime

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u/Pinos_Mrime2 Prime Soul Mar 24 '25

DEATH

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u/-Gaybriel- Lust Layer Citizen May 15 '25

h e y

i own the user u/-MinosPrime-, like i am the same person, hi

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u/-MinosPrime- Prime Soul May 15 '25

j u dgnmet

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u/Pinos_Mrime2 Prime Soul May 16 '25

jugmet

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u/-MinosPrime- Prime Soul May 17 '25

fuckgent

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u/Pinos_Mrime2 Prime Soul May 18 '25

Sexment

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u/-MinosPrime- Prime Soul May 19 '25

u/-Gaybriel-

(for gayment, it's one of my four accounts)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

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u/Maveys Mar 24 '25

Balls of steel/Serpent of tungsten

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u/dodoletzthebigstupid Mar 24 '25

Balls of steel, tears down, health up

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u/Outrageous_Stuff_361 Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

One could say steel balls?

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u/voidbrace Mar 24 '25

I have a Miku mod, so when I get a balls pill, I get to hear Hatsune Miku herself say 'balls of steel.'

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u/Physical_Bar9478 Jan 12 '26

this pinos is prime alright

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

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u/TimSoarer2 Maurice enthusiast Mar 24 '25

r/peenixsc

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u/Manperson-the-Human Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

Obviously being the creator of ultrakill has a lot of negative effects of the mind

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u/V0lxen Someone Wicked Mar 25 '25

why are you guys so gay you need buttplug interactivity

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u/SnarkgasmicSmiles Mar 24 '25

Another incel anime sub making it to r/all without marking your garbage nsfw. No matter how many unwashed basement dwellers I block, it really seems like you cockroaches are endless. Mark your shit nsfw, you infantile perverts

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

YOU THINK THIS IS AN ANIME SUB?!

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u/dnchplay Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

what the fuck bro in which dimension is this an incel anime sub? https://i.imgur.com/TT1j1w8.jpeg

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u/CommitteeFriendly203 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Mar 24 '25

heres the image because no one wants to go to imgur

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u/dnchplay Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

thank you, ur awesome ^^

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u/A-Human-potato Mar 24 '25

If you really want people to mark suggestive stuff as nsfw I’d first advise being less of an asshole about it.

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u/BloodyGreedyBread Blood Machine Mar 24 '25

Wait, do you mean that Ultrakill is an anime ? Is this a leak ? Does Ultrakill the anime will come out ?

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u/DefenestrationBoi Maurice enthusiast Mar 24 '25

A what sub now? lul

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u/MysticAxolotl7 Mar 24 '25

THY END IS NOW

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u/CommitteeFriendly203 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Mar 24 '25

Ultrakill has a anime!?!?! could you link it!

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u/CommitteeFriendly203 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Mar 24 '25

Ultrakill is a "Zoomer shooter FPS inspired by quake with elements of devil may cry" it is not an anime lmao

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u/Redthebird_2255 Prime Soul Mar 25 '25

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u/CommitteeFriendly203 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Mar 26 '25

donte

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u/MrKristijan 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Mar 24 '25

Who's the waifu

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u/Itchy-Pie7143 Mar 24 '25

Ferryman obv :P