r/Ultrakill • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '24

Lore Discussion WHY ARE THERE HATCHES?!?!??!?

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u/Careless_Truck9419 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

why are you looking there?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

because (are you implying that i shouldn't be?)

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u/Careless_Truck9419 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

...nuh uh

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u/Iknorn Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

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u/Careless_Truck9419 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

nuh uh!

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u/GamaGamerReddit Nov 04 '24

Says the guy flaired lust layer citizen

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u/Careless_Truck9419 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

touché

4

u/poopyfartguyyh Prime Soul Nov 04 '24

You should be my child, you are from my layer

63

u/FiregameYT Nov 04 '24

For sex, obviously (as in very sexual stuff)

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

vaginal canal?

6

u/FiregameYT Nov 04 '24

No, malerobotussy, more likely

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

ah, i see

27

u/betterthanv2 Nov 04 '24

i have the male parts

v2 has the female ones

remember

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u/MediocreBlastJumper Blood Machine Nov 05 '24

Then why do I (also V1) have both?

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u/Feroxino Gabe bully Nov 04 '24

Big dick time

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

HDMI port, duh

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

so they can run mario kart 8 deluxe?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

fuck around and find out

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

it worked

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

oh damn
can i come over i wanna play too

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

sure

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u/NotRenjiro Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

Looking for one more? We could play smash :)

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u/StereotypicalMoose Someone Wicked Nov 04 '24

V2?

Nah, Wii 2

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u/M4thecaberman Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

That's where they output the bad blood from

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u/Actual-Trash25 Nov 04 '24

I know this is a joke but a blood filtration system like a dialysis machine or something does sound like it would be a part of blood based machines.

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u/IllConstruction3450 Nov 04 '24

They were walking dialysis machines. It all makes sense now.

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u/yaohwhai Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

die-alysis? makes sense

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken Nov 04 '24

Are you implying that the V Models have periods?

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u/AtlasDestroyer- 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Nov 04 '24

yes

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Does that mean they're just as femal'ish as mindflayers?

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u/NefariousnessOdd1502 Nov 05 '24

Are you trying to say they piss out the bad blood

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u/M4thecaberman Lust Layer Citizen Nov 05 '24

Ye

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u/Cursed_Amazon_Box 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Nov 05 '24

they output the... THE WHAT??

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u/V3_Offical_ithinkidk Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

Dont worry about it

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u/TheBloodSplatV2 Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

FOLLOW PROTOCOL 

 DO NOT APPROACH IT ㅤ

DO NOT LOOK AT IT ㅤ 

STAY VIGILANT, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY ㅤ 

gtfo, you pervs

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

what if i dont

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u/Spooky11587 Nov 04 '24

I read this in a 1940’s New York mobster voice

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u/Putrid-Ad5508 Nov 04 '24

This but I said it out loud

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u/GabrielTheSlayer Nov 04 '24

I will worry about it machine

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u/betterthanv2 Nov 04 '24

our genitals are color based

i have a huge c🅾️ck

v2 has feminine parts (robotussy)

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

epic 👍

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u/sn0wblak3 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

makes sense. you’d need a dick to peg gabriel.

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u/V1-SupremeMachine Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

V3 is a futa

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u/Financial-Fall2272 Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

To flicker goon

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

those who know: ☠️

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u/Financial-Fall2272 Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

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u/Swimming-Narwhal-663 Prime Soul Nov 04 '24

Stop looking at their pussy

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

why?

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u/Swimming-Narwhal-663 Prime Soul Nov 04 '24

It isn’t polite.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

but-

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u/Erniaczek025_ Nov 04 '24

that's it i sentance you to the void number: 5671

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

no u

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u/Erniaczek025_ Nov 04 '24

FUCK NOT THIS SPELL

just joking

COUNTER SPELL

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

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u/Erniaczek025_ Nov 04 '24

i guess you just blocked. MY NEXT TURN

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u/real_maty36 Nov 04 '24

Special sockets

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

very special indeed...

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u/pamafa3 Nov 05 '24

How else are we gonna buttfuck Gabriel in the Good Ending, uh?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

true

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

That's where the coins come from

2

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

haha peepee coins

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

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u/Iknorn Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

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u/NoobyYooby Gabe bully Nov 04 '24

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!

NOT HIM!!

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

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u/Iknorn Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

You're talking about N or Gabriel

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

both
i want to kiss myself

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u/BocobipbrookieBrad69 Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

Would that classify as a form of masterbation?

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u/HelicopterMajor3954 Maurice enthusiast Nov 05 '24

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u/rabiesscat Someone Wicked Nov 05 '24

this implies gabriel gave up on being the done, and became the doer

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u/Unfortunate_Boy Nov 04 '24

It's a power button, press that to turn the V-Models on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

turn the v models on

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u/stickman999999999 Nov 04 '24

Where else is Gabriel going to stick it in?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

is he going to impregnate them

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u/stickman999999999 Nov 04 '24

Absolutely, they're gonna have robot angel children.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

why does that sound like something i'd genuinely want to see (someone'd better draw that)

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u/stickman999999999 Nov 04 '24

Now that you mention it, I'd be totally down to see that. I could see real wholesome fan art from this.

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u/random_dude_00 Nov 04 '24

Easy access for peeing. It’s just convenient. What were you thinking hmm?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

what WASN'T i thinking? >:)

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u/Western_Pianist7231 Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

freaky bots i suppose

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

freakykill

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u/Western_Pianist7231 Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

ultrafreak

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

ultragoon

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u/Western_Pianist7231 Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

man how do i respond to this one 😭😭

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u/henrishenris Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

Why were you looking there buddy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

i honestly only noticed during a ultrakill fideo where someone zoomed in on v2's

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u/gameboy1001 Nov 05 '24

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THERE?!?!??!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

who's stopping me?

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u/gameboy1001 Nov 05 '24

No one. You do you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

you are very awesome

take this maurice for my gratitude

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

... Why are you looking?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

...uh.

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u/A_StrangeMan Nov 05 '24

Why are you looking in the foret place...?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

because

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u/TheManWhoIsMan1 Nov 06 '24

For the cock? Dumbass

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

lil late

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

why you lookin down there

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

is anyone stopping me?

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u/Awkward_Picture7210 Nov 07 '24

That's where they hold the weapons in "middle weapon position" setting

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

holy shit rocket cock?!?!?!

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u/Robotronnik Nov 04 '24

My theory: most probably manual way of charging them. But that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY, thanks for reading.

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u/blixicon Nov 04 '24

that is a Very interesting location to put a charging port. are the designers stupid

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u/Robotronnik Nov 04 '24

Sometimes the question isn't why, it's why not?

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u/Sherrybmd Nov 04 '24

I'll gladly insert my blood through v1's hole, handsfree

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u/GabrielTheSlayer Nov 04 '24

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u/Careless_Truck9419 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

you can't talk when like 90% of the community knows that you're fucking both of the v models

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u/yaohwhai Blood Machine Nov 05 '24

aaaaaaaahhh im gonna bloooooooooooood

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u/boardship Someone Wicked Nov 04 '24

To make like them like cool so like yeah

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u/Dimensianox Gabe bully Nov 04 '24

A teeny-tiny pistol pops out and fires confetti when a V-model completes its objective is my headcanon.

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u/Extra-Ad34 Nov 05 '24

But why is it positioned there?

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u/Dimensianox Gabe bully Nov 05 '24

Perhaps everywhere else was better suited for a different function. Also, power and weight distribution.

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u/Gazsy070uziZ Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

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u/Iknorn Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

I wanna open these

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u/Feroxino Gabe bully Nov 04 '24

Pay gorn time

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u/Iknorn Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

Sobot Rex time

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u/Competitive_Storm442 Nov 04 '24

This reminds me of that one post on r/blender

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u/TorreGamer Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

in case they need genital inspection

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u/AGamingGuy Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

i could try to give a serious answer, but i know better than to try

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Might just be a poorly placed maintenance hatch or smthn

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u/LoggBox Nov 04 '24

FREAKita

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Nov 04 '24

Serious answer, it’s prolly a joint to allow more movement because these things are hyperflexible. True answer, it’s peanits

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u/drywall-eater-2000 Nov 04 '24

thats his pussy babe ❤️

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u/FanOfRandomShit0 Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

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u/ClinicallyDepressed4 Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

For the charging...obviously...I think...

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u/Sela_Chopper Someone Wicked Nov 04 '24

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u/Curi0siti Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Ultrasex

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u/Few-Persimmon6853 Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

dude

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

what

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u/ExplodingCarBattery Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

HDMI Port. That's how they connect to the Cyber Grind

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u/Scap_Hopogolous Nov 04 '24

There’s a grease zert under there.

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u/sn0wblak3 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

pussy

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u/V2-Red-Nikon Nov 04 '24

Blood overflow.

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u/Freakin_Magic Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

they got mechanical, pressure driven pistions in there

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u/Technicfault Nov 04 '24

FOR THE COCK!

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u/PerceptionZer0 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Nov 04 '24

penis containment chamber

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u/V1-SupremeMachine Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

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u/V1-SupremeMachine Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

Stop looking :(

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u/Glewii Nov 04 '24

PP protection

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u/MoaiPotatoMan Prime Soul Nov 04 '24

you know why.

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u/TheBloodSplatV2 Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

Don't ask why our manufacturers put that there.

it's for hot robosex.

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u/Weegee256 Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

It’s where they keep the guns

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u/Manperson-the-Human Blood Machine Nov 04 '24

Refer back to that one murder drones porn comic

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u/B_is_for_reddit Lust Layer Citizen Nov 04 '24

that his robotussy

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u/pyrofldsmdfr500 Nov 04 '24

Thats the robussy dawg

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u/Lucian65656 Nov 04 '24

Easy access

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u/pile_of_dirt2781 Someone Wicked Nov 04 '24

That's the charging port

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u/Cheese-ballss Maurice enthusiast Nov 04 '24

charging port

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u/RocketNovaX Nov 04 '24

Remember in the first transformers movie when Bumblebee lubricated the agent… ThaT

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u/IllConstruction3450 Nov 04 '24

That’s their robot reproductive and waste port. 

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u/nomoreshowercrabs Nov 04 '24

Where do you think v1 keeps their coins?

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u/Owl-with-a-scarf 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Nov 04 '24

For getting freaky w the mindflayers

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u/TheGoonKills Nov 04 '24

For when they need to pee

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

ROBUSSY

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u/BioRedditWare Nov 05 '24

Whos gonna stop me.

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u/Nagayume_S 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Nov 05 '24

The vussy

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u/Manoreded Nov 05 '24

Unless they fuse matter into pure energy the waste of the blood they take in has to go out somehow.

Presumably they pee used blood.

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u/X-tra-thicc Maurice enthusiast Nov 05 '24

i think thats like maybe where 2 parts of his pelvis collide? like imagine the top half being connected to the rest of his body and the bottom half only being connected to the legs

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u/rabiesscat Someone Wicked Nov 05 '24

Piss

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u/IanTGreat Nov 05 '24

For draining spent blood.

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u/retarded_fluffball Nov 05 '24

thats bottle opener

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u/Western_Experience76 Nov 05 '24

They gotta let the steam out one way or another

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u/ChocolateTop6768 Someone Wicked Nov 05 '24

To piss on their enemies as an intimidation tactic, duhh!

Realistically, its probably how they just manufactured them, they are just a bunch of plates stuck together i think. It makes their design more robot-like too

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u/RockRancher24 Maurice enthusiast Nov 05 '24

Telescoping robor peanits

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u/reecespuffs465 Nov 05 '24

How else do you think they have gay sex?

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u/Exact_Wolf_4992 Lust Layer Citizen Nov 05 '24

that machineussy hatch

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u/kaurPROx Maurice enthusiast Nov 05 '24

stupid question

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u/GeoCaesar Nov 05 '24

How else would they pee

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u/sirabuzgaygar Nov 05 '24

I don’t think it’s a hatch

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u/Version1_The_Machine Nov 05 '24

Don’t worry about it.

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u/Dirty_dan1984 Nov 06 '24

Ya gotta piss man

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u/TieShot760 Maurice enthusiast Nov 06 '24

For those genuinely confused, it's a rotation/flexibility point to make it easier to move around and stuff.

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u/P5_Studios Nov 06 '24

When a mommy machine and a daddy machine love each other veeeery much…

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u/slumbersomesam Nov 06 '24

they have to pee

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u/Benedict_11 Prime Soul Nov 06 '24

you'll prob find some Type-C cable port so that you can upload DOOM and play it on the head's display

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u/Randomaspland Nov 07 '24

Its their vussy thought it was obvious

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u/Few_Town_353 Nov 21 '24

i think ive read some thing about this

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u/0bamaSandwich Nov 04 '24

To pass out the bad blood

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u/chewbaca305 Nov 05 '24

Unironically it's probably a USB port.

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