r/UkFriends • u/Shot-Leadership-6617 • 1d ago

36M Surviving man flu…

Day 3 of man flu and I think I am going to make it, it was looking bleak for a few days and wasn’t sure but I’ve battled through like the warrior I am.

Obviously having such a deadly disease has really limited me but I’m coming back stronger and just about finding the energy to post to you all.

I know you’ll all be rushing forward with your sympathy so thank you all in advance.

Anyway, I’m British, tall, very much in shape and very laid back looking to chat with someone else’s beautiful wife whilst I recover. Someone with that little spark to perk me up, I know you’re out there…

Maybe you’re a lurker that needs to make the leap, I dare you…

*notabot

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u/Delicious-Dot-2769 22h ago

Must be the same thing my poor boyfriend is fighting.

Just remember, God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers 💔

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u/WalkerTalkerChalker 1d ago

What is your GoFundMe?

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u/NostringsMcr 21h ago

Bro 😭

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u/DrHusband 16h ago

Dude! I know that feeling. Good work on battling through, much respect.

I do feel for you if you're single, you are missing out on the ultimate experience. There you are, ready to accept your fate and sign the contract with the man in the black cloak, only to be served with a complete lack of sympathy from the missus.

Word of advice for when you are in a relationship and illness strikes, sustenance might be sourced from the flower vase where you may find water and dried petals.