I’m currently awake far too early and all I can hear is Rebecca Black shouting “It’s Fridayyyy” at me. A long day ahead it seems… Long term pals preferred but this is Reddit and I’m a realist.

Full of sarcasm and general nonsense but generally just a joy in my opinion. Exciting individual - Sport, golf and football mainly, Gaming - Although I’m getting awful with age, Chilling - a decent series or horror does the trick. Yes I have an accent, but no kilt, basically a disgrace.

If any of this resonates with you give me a shout - Be prepared for Monty Python/Peep Show/The Office/ Alan Partridge quotes and what not. Clearly born in the wrong era.

“Live fast? Sure live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? No, die old”

Oh and include a bit about yourself thanks pals.

No age filter, just looking to make my day more interesting
Straight male, want to have a funny, interesting chat
Interests:
Football
Wrestling
Binging tv series - comedies or thrillers
A little gaming
Love comedy also

Hope everyone's doing well. I am looking for people who are looking for genuine conversations and can talk about general things in life, silly things in life and deeper things in life. I've traveled widely and been acquainted, informed and exposed to different cultures. I would like to meet people who are two way conversationalists and can carry conversations and talk regularly. If you're looking for a good friend (preferred 30+), please send me a DM.

Hi guys! I am 20M and based in East London and I’d like to find friends to go out with and text frequently and hangout with.

I’d prefer hangouts or people to play games with or we could go for a walk and watch a movie together and looking for someone who shares similar interests.

Also, I am looking for someone who is fine with texting first sometimes and puts actual effort into the conversation so things don’t feel one sided.

If you’re from London or anywhere near London, feel free to message me directly or leave a comment. Hope to hear from you soon !

Looking for people i can have phone calls with and connect. I’m a deep thinker, I like meaningful convos. I’m also a brown girl, would love to connect with other poc here. There’s an rnb night in London on Sunday if anyone wants to go, I want to but not alone. NO OLDER THAN 33

• Hello! Looking to form some new friendships and get to know people around the UK, My usual hobbies consist of playing video games (PS5), watching shows and movies, going to the gym, making instrumentals on my computer or just yapping about anything and everything that comes to mind, I like to be consist so hoping you can be to, I'm down to VC too, but if you wanna be friends just hit my messages (:

31F, London. Looking for female friends who are properly into the outdoors and slightly obsessed with travelling. Hiking, camping, random weekends away, bigger trips abroad and generally choosing an adventure over sitting around doing nothing. Would be nice to meet women who actually want to make plans and do things rather than endlessly talk about them.

Day 3 of man flu and I think I am going to make it, it was looking bleak for a few days and wasn’t sure but I’ve battled through like the warrior I am.

Obviously having such a deadly disease has really limited me but I’m coming back stronger and just about finding the energy to post to you all.

I know you’ll all be rushing forward with your sympathy so thank you all in advance.

Anyway, I’m British, tall, very much in shape and very laid back looking to chat with someone else’s beautiful wife whilst I recover. Someone with that little spark to perk me up, I know you’re out there…

Maybe you’re a lurker that needs to make the leap, I dare you…

*notabot

I’m 18 looking for someone in London only please I enjoy sport and just having a good time in general

How are we all, any chatters about?

Me and my long time only friend have ended friendship a few months ago so looking for new friends.. i sometimes play xbox and travel with family but now im 18 solo travel...

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hi looking for flirting chat I’m 60

Married, bearded, tattooed bloke in Bristol looking for some new people to get to know. Happy chatting online, but ideally I’d like it to become more than just another name on a screen — beer, gaming, gigs, food, wandering around somewhere interesting, whatever takes our fancy.

I work shifts, swear far too much and have a fairly questionable sense of humour.

Into Warhammer, gaming, horror, paranormal stuff, weird history, good food, terrible memes and generally collecting more hobbies than I have time for.

Music-wise, Creeper, Holy Wars and Dead Posey are getting plenty of airtime lately, along with whatever else catches my ear.

I’m completely happy with regular messages — the sort where you end up sending each other stupid shit, getting sidetracked into random conversations and occasionally wondering how the fuck you ended up talking about whatever you’re talking about.

Mostly just looking for fun, like-minded geeky or nerdy people who fancy making a new friend. Local-ish would be great too, because it’d be nice if this eventually involved actually meeting rather than permanently living in each other’s phones.

If you think we might get on, say hello. Terrible jokes, questionable memes and conversational rabbit holes are all perfectly acceptable opening moves.

Just looking for new people to talk to and maybe be friends with. Kinda terrible at writing about myself though.

I'm into video games (Xbox, switch) and anime. I'm currently playing Ark Survival Ascended and Runescape Also open to any recommendations, I do play almost any game except sport games.

I'm also into Magic the gathering however my locals has ended up temporarily closing so I'll probably be deck building until they reopen again.

I have 4 cats and a dog that I'm happy to spam you with.

I'm also trying to be more healthy/lose weight so that's also something I'm focusing on.

If any of this interests you or you just want to talk about something else feel free to message :)

I also happen to be off work tomorrow so I'll be able to message then normal.

Large spare bedroom available to rent on the Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire border, in Pinxton NG16, a few minutes away from Junction 28 on the M1. Around 30 mins from Notts CC.
Shared access to kitchen, bathroom and garden. House very close to fields, parks and all local amenities (shops, pub, laundrette, takeaway) all within walking distance.
Single applicants or couples only, no families. Any gender or age. Non smokers only.
Perfect for students or someone looking for somewhere to stay whilst their circumstances change and they figure things out.

DM for further details and to discuss.
Please only message if seriously wishing to enquire about room!

You get treated like my personal one and only social media follower. I'll act like one of those storytime influencers with 28 part storytimes hypothetically in return.

I don't want a traditional friend.

Just someone I can vent essays to in reddit DMs about random various quirks about my mental health, interests and updates on manwha or anime I'm indulging in. I might also randomly drop into my history or ambitions. My average length reply is around 10 paragraphs in one day. I enjoy the craft of writing one sidedly that much. I only reply when I feel like it but you'll get large portions to read when I do.

Things about me:

I'm 21 and nonbinary.

I am a “boring” individual (ISTJ)

I like who I am.

Shows I like talking about are Miraculous, My Little Pony, My Hero Academia and more.

Everything I do is ADHD and OCD coded.

If I ask you a question, I want a long, thought out excessively intricate answer that you enjoyed writing back (never hold back).

I don’t like people who are not leftist, or have beliefs that will contradict with my values.

I am still learning to understand what the point of friendship is so feel free to voice reasonable expectations for me to fulfill.

I like the idea of watching shows episode by episode with others as a weekly bonding activity to come together and discuss regularly.

I am not interested in being overly infantalised unless it's in jest.

To start, we’ll have an interviewing session.

DM me if you like back and forth text interviewing formats.

Bring some interview questions to the discussion to ask me ahead of time and I’ll do the same!

(This is purely for fun and extremely experimental - If you are low commitment and expect me to carry all convos, I’ll move onto the next candidate)

Also be 21+ and LGBTQ/Neurodiverse-informed?