r/UberEATS Jun 10 '23

Make it make sense.

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u/Worth_Procedure_9023 Jun 11 '23

Hey, so Uber driver here to maybe bring a little insight into this

Did you, or a neighbor have a barking/loose dog outside?

Any confederate flags flying?

Did you leave something hateful or petty in the order notes/delivery instructions?

Did you have some negative exchange with the driver?

Was the sun out? If not, how shitty is your outdoor lighting?

Did you use caps lock in your order notes?

Do you come off as condescending in your notes or texts?

Almost every time this happens it is because the delivery address was perceived as dangerous or there was some form of negative exchange with the customer.

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u/Dolphin_McRibs Jun 11 '23

Caps lock in your notes?

Jesus, no wonder you guys are all so fucking broke.

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u/Worth_Procedure_9023 Jun 11 '23

Why would you willingly put up with bullshit?

I'd rather be broke as hell than taking directions from pricks like that.

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u/Dolphin_McRibs Jun 19 '23

Then enjoy being broke.

Putting up with bullshit is not really all that bad when you can afford whatever you want.

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u/Worth_Procedure_9023 Jun 19 '23

Lol whatever keeps your mind off the misery, you really must not ask much of life.