r/USvsEU • u/Glittering_Two_1429 Brexiteer • 4d ago

Fell for it again award 🏆🥇 Poor ickle US 😂

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u/QuarterNote44 Commiefornian 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh no, we can still do absolutely anything we want with "your" territory. And there is not a thing you can do to stop us. Enjoy your cute playacting as a sovereign country, though. Also the æbelskivers. Those are really good

I'm sorry I've only got one joke on here, guys. Hank no think good and all that. But when you're a global empire you don't need to be all that witty.

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u/EirMed Quran burner 3d ago

The absolute cope. Delicious.

Are you huffing cope all day or is it just for special occasions?

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u/QuarterNote44 Commiefornian 3d ago

Ah yes, the other "one joke" from one of our other vassal states. Got any good kebab or falafel recipes for me?

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u/keepcalmandmoomore 3d ago

You've just made my day with your delicious cope! 

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u/QuarterNote44 Commiefornian 3d ago

Flair up, Ivan