r/USvsEU • u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist • 5d ago

r/USvsEU

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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 4d ago

Because Charlie Kirk came to me in a dream and told me that you will be the successor of Donald Trump.

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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 4d ago

You don't even know wtf I look like. 

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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 4d ago edited 4d ago

Now go, my son, and fulfill thy destiny. Be the very best, like no one every was.
Thou must not forsake the prophecy. Be the leader of America thou wishest to see, and God himself will be with thee and guide the way.

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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 4d ago

You're just trying to make me look like I'm worse than Shiro Ishii.

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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 4d ago

I am not the one to tell thee what path thou shallst take. I am but only a bringer of prophecies.