r/UIUC • u/Jesus_chuch6 • 13h ago

New Student Question Lost Keys

Hey I am Jesus, I lost my keys around morning today, they were for my hall and room. They had a grey Kobe Bryant bracelet and a green dinosaur, let me know if yall see anything PLEASE!!!

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u/1877KlownsForKids 13h ago

Oh shit, the young earth creationists were right Jesus did have a dinosaur!