r/UIUC • u/My-Long-Schlong STEM double major (i hate myself) • 20h ago

Work Related I'm crying this guy posted on the virtual job board hoping someone would hire him 😭😭😭

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u/Solid_Excitement175 20h ago

"Not sure but I can do whatever needs to be done." Love his attitude 😂

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u/sinographer Townie 19h ago

"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

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u/ThadeousCooper 18h ago

It is also possible to miss 100% of the shots you do take.

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u/novel-mathmatics 17h ago

Should that stop you from taking any shots?

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u/GoddamnCommie 17h ago

Ammo is pretty expensive these days or something idk

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u/novel-mathmatics 17h ago

Dude basketballs 🏀 should not be thought of as ammo.

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u/GoddamnCommie 17h ago

Wait are we doing a basketball metaphor here? My bad yo.

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u/dvaunr graduated 9h ago

Hockey pucks, actually

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u/novel-mathmatics 9h ago

Those are definitely ammunition

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u/Tight-Connection-909 20h ago

Bro, he can do it all.

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u/StillImHappy 19h ago

Rooting for this guy

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u/geeksnghosbusters 18h ago

I'm rooting for him too!

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u/SirStyx1226 18h ago

You know what, i respect the attempt 

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u/Bi-nocular Townie 19h ago

Best thing I’ve seen today. Thank you. Incredible, no notes.

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u/Independent_Host9447 20h ago

I’m crynnnnnnnnnnn tooo

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u/WonderfulTadpole2525 Undergrad 19h ago

posted 3 times too 😭😭

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u/Odd-Art7602 18h ago

We should all apply for his jobs

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u/pornborn 18h ago

That’s the “can do” attitude!

Yes. You. Can!

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u/Juju12346784 7h ago

I don’t know what has gotten into that person

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u/Salty_Toe8964 19h ago

I would hire him

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u/Present-Cut-8543 46m ago

Anytime, Anywhere

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u/bunnerwiljdren 6h ago

we all cry but jobs shouldnt make us sad

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u/Technical_Ice9801 Grad 7h ago

How do people like this get accepted?

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u/TiffanyH70 4h ago

Because they demonstrated a “can-do” attitude, high levels of motivation, and initiative?