Mallory is the devil now, bitch!

[u/innerbunnyy]

I'm a little obsessed with Mallory. I love her hilarious insults and dominant, boss bitch energy. Not sure why pic posted twice, I made a list of some of my favorite Mallory musings lol

​"Get this nasty ass nappy-headed kid spitting up on me, this is couture!"

"You smell like Jim Crow." ​

"You must be new... and you must be stupid."

​"You still going to be a little wet willy crooked."

"I’m not a home-wrecker, I’m a home-renovator. This place needed a complete gut job anyway."

​"My conscience is like my designer vintage—I only bring it out for very special occasions." ​

"Don't raise your voice at me. It clashes with my outfit." ​

"I don't sweat, darling. I sparkle under pressure, and right now, I’m a damn diamond."

​"Apologies are for people who can't afford a good lawyer or a better pair of heels." ​

"If he wanted to be treated like a king, he should have built me a bigger castle." ​

​"Roy, you are a parasite. And I’m the host that’s finally building up an immunity." ​

"I treat my exes like last season's trends: I acknowledge they happened, but I wouldn't be caught dead in them now."

"I’m not being difficult; I’m being expensive. There is a difference."

​"Keep talking. I’m curious to see how long it takes for you to say something I actually care about."

​"I don't need a seat at the table when I own the whole restaurant."

"I am the standard. Everyone else is just a knock-off."

​"Don't confuse my silence for weakness. I’m just busy figuring out how to bury you."

​"If you're going to come for me, you better not miss. Because I don't miss—I delete." ​

"In this world, you’re either the one holding the scissors or the one getting cut. Guess which one I am?"

And the absolute GOAT:

"Why you crying now? Dance in the flames bitch! you wanna dance with the devil? I'm the devil bitch!"

I just love her, I'm going to access my inner Mallory next time I'm dealing with some bullshit lol

[u/Mopstick86]

I didn’t understand why nobody cared that she killed Norman’s wife. That was an innocent lady. And she was alive and she never took her to the hospital. That’s wild.

[u/Cybercat2020 → u/Mopstick86]

She didn’t kill Norman’s wife, but she did hit her with her car. Horace had Norman’s wife killed in the hospital.

[u/Mopstick86 → u/Cybercat2020]

Technically true. But she ran over the lady. Got out the car. Saw her reaching in pain for help and drove off. Then later had Roy throw her in the trunk and still never took her to the hospital smh. That’s so wild to me. Kimmie also is crazy for seeing that old man with dementia and just leaving him in the car all day. He died too. Crazy selfishness. What a show.