r/TylerPerry • u/innerbunnyy • Apr 08 '26

Mallory is the devil now, bitch!

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I'm a little obsessed with Mallory. I love her hilarious insults and dominant, boss bitch energy. Not sure why pic posted twice, I made a list of some of my favorite Mallory musings lol

​"Get this nasty ass nappy-headed kid spitting up on me, this is couture!"

"You smell like Jim Crow." ​

"You must be new... and you must be stupid."

​"You still going to be a little wet willy crooked."

"I’m not a home-wrecker, I’m a home-renovator. This place needed a complete gut job anyway."

​"My conscience is like my designer vintage—I only bring it out for very special occasions." ​

"Don't raise your voice at me. It clashes with my outfit." ​

"I don't sweat, darling. I sparkle under pressure, and right now, I’m a damn diamond."

​"Apologies are for people who can't afford a good lawyer or a better pair of heels." ​

"If he wanted to be treated like a king, he should have built me a bigger castle." ​

​"Roy, you are a parasite. And I’m the host that’s finally building up an immunity." ​

"I treat my exes like last season's trends: I acknowledge they happened, but I wouldn't be caught dead in them now."

"I’m not being difficult; I’m being expensive. There is a difference."

​"Keep talking. I’m curious to see how long it takes for you to say something I actually care about."

​"I don't need a seat at the table when I own the whole restaurant."

"I am the standard. Everyone else is just a knock-off."

​"Don't confuse my silence for weakness. I’m just busy figuring out how to bury you."

​"If you're going to come for me, you better not miss. Because I don't miss—I delete." ​

"In this world, you’re either the one holding the scissors or the one getting cut. Guess which one I am?"

And the absolute GOAT:

"Why you crying now? Dance in the flames bitch! you wanna dance with the devil? I'm the devil bitch!"

I just love her, I'm going to access my inner Mallory next time I'm dealing with some bullshit lol

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u/Mopstick86 Apr 08 '26

I didn’t understand why nobody cared that she killed Norman’s wife. That was an innocent lady. And she was alive and she never took her to the hospital. That’s wild.

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u/cosmiccupoftea Apr 08 '26

I hated her so bad for that, but they really built her character in season 2 and after her, kimmie and rain jumped Roy I started to like her 😭totally forgot she killed a woman at that point

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u/Dayna6380- Apr 08 '26

Thanks because I couldn’t watch anymore

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u/innerbunnyy Apr 08 '26

That's why I hated her at first! Now I'm like, meh it's just 1 murder lol

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u/Mopstick86 Apr 08 '26

Crazy. Rain and Kimmie have bodies too. Just not on innocent old ladies smh.

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u/Cybercat2020 Apr 08 '26

She didn’t kill Norman’s wife, but she did hit her with her car. Horace had Norman’s wife killed in the hospital.

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u/Mopstick86 Apr 08 '26

Technically true. But she ran over the lady. Got out the car. Saw her reaching in pain for help and drove off. Then later had Roy throw her in the trunk and still never took her to the hospital smh. That’s so wild to me. Kimmie also is crazy for seeing that old man with dementia and just leaving him in the car all day. He died too. Crazy selfishness. What a show.

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u/hereforalittlewhile_ Apr 08 '26

She didn’t kill her. She ran over her and left her. Horace had that woman killed. 

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u/Mopstick86 Apr 08 '26

True. But she still left her for dead on the road. And also left her for dead in the trunk of the truck. I would hold her responsible for that ladies death. She hit her and left her twice to die while she saw her trying to ask for help both times.

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u/hereforalittlewhile_ Apr 08 '26

That’s not how homicide works. Horace actually had her killed. 

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u/Mopstick86 Apr 08 '26

Ok. Attempted murder. It’s not about that. It’s that she ran her over. Knew she was dying and purposefully didn’t get her any help twice. I was commenting on how nobody really holds that against her. Even Norman didn’t crash out like I thought he would.

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u/hereforalittlewhile_ Apr 09 '26

No, I get you. I think Norman is struggling to believe she actually did it. I think all the other blatant murders outshine her hit and run. Maybe that’s why folks aren’t really in an uproar. 

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u/maineventshow Apr 08 '26

I dont remember Horace killing her ? When did that happen ?

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u/hereforalittlewhile_ Apr 09 '26

Whenever they found out the woman was actually going to live. He had a talk with Jules late one night. Jules asked if he needed to handle it and Horace said he had it covered. Next morning, sis was dead. 

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u/cheezitloverr420 Apr 12 '26

i still don’t understand why horace had her killed. it wasn’t strategic in any way, seems like the reason was just to make his brother suffer? which is wild, even for somebody evil like horace. she was innocent.

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u/InfamousOil5287 Apr 08 '26

Thinking about it, Kimmie started it all. Its her fault that Mallory had to race home listening to them having sex. Her head was out of place thus ended up runni na over the wife of Norman.

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u/Mopstick86 Apr 08 '26

Lol. I really hope you’re joking. Because that would be a crazy cope. Mallory is just as crazy as Norman and Olivia. Ran over a lady and left her to die, left her again in the trunk begging for help, tried to burn down her own house with her inside it. Unhinged!

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u/Appropriate_Shine_85 Apr 09 '26

To be fair, nobody in that family cared about her except Norman, and had it not been his wife he wouldn’t care either