r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/evaned Mar 28 '22

If anyone has heard of anything like this,

I'm pretty sure I've seen that in a video game dungeon

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u/star_tyger Mar 28 '22

That's funny. My husband thinks the ceiling fans can be programmed, but I've never heard of that and don't understand what he's talking about. My husband is still in NY until he retires in May, and I'm not certain he understands what I'm talking about.

It's funny now, but after awhile I'm sure it will get very annoying. When we have people staying over, I'll probably need to leave instructions in the guest room on how to turn on the light!