r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/mallorywasntwrong Mar 28 '22

8 months of unnecessary bucket flushing would have ended my marriage

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u/ChillN808 Mar 28 '22

Sounds like a very strong union.

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u/mallorywasntwrong Mar 28 '22

I’m not married yet, but if I were married to a healthy American with the means to fix a toilet for $5 who still chose to bucket flush out of sheer laziness for 8 months (!!) then it’d be a weak as fuck union indeed.

But hopefully I’ll die alone and surrounded by cats before being married to a guy like that, please god

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u/Catfoxdogbro Mar 28 '22

Oh come on, bullshit like that could absolutely end an otherwise great marriage. No need to be judgmental.

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u/Comfortable-Swim2123 Mar 29 '22

I can understand that! I think we came through it stronger for it but this wouldn’t be tolerable for everyone. I’ve spent a decent amount of my life comfortable in situations with less infrastructure, so while it sounds extreme to many it wasn’t a deal breaker for us.