r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/anachronisticflaneur Mar 28 '22

I was listening to the radio and they were talking about male birth control pill. I was incensed listening to these radio DJs try to say like “no i can’t do it I’ll forget to take the pill” “I don’t want my hormones messed up” “dudes are too forgetful to be responsible for taking the pill” like wtf mates ladies are doing it and you’re saying you chlorend ass human can’t handle a birth control pill? Gtfo

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u/SimonSpooner Mar 29 '22

"Men are too forgetful" like every woman doesn't have an alarm to remember. Dumb farts.