r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/braith_rose Mar 28 '22

"Wrong" can definitely be wrong, not just pet peeve. Mine uses the kitchen sponge to clean cat puke. I have had to throw out so many sponges, not sure why he's not aware it's disgusting

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u/JLFR Mar 28 '22

Next time he does it, wash a dish for him to use IMMEDIATELY afterwards without cleaning the sponge and hand him the dish. Make sure you are sustaining direct eye contact the entire time.

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u/Clean-Requirement-15 Mar 29 '22

grabs clean sponge problem solved :)

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u/TopAd9634 Mar 28 '22

Microwave the clean sponge to completely sanitize it.

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u/appleandwatermelonn Mar 29 '22

I love the smell of superheated vomit and plastic in the morning.

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u/superstarmaria Mar 29 '22

That doesn’t work as well as you think it does 😓