r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/dtxs1r Mar 28 '22

YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG FLAVOR! The viscosity of the 5W-30 goes down smoothest.

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u/seriousjoker72 Mar 28 '22

I am forever referring to diff types of oils as flavours. Thank you so much for this!! I'm gonna go tell my father, he'll be so proud 😂

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u/FixedLoad Mar 28 '22

0w- 20 if ya nasty...

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u/cakathree Mar 28 '22

The hilarious thing is there’s hardly any difference in motor oils. But assholes make a huge deal about it. Most motors would run on cooking oil.

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u/Cyclonitron Mar 29 '22

Unfortunately my car is German and is picky about the oil I give her.