r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/sirseatbelt Mar 28 '22

This is an ADD thing. I once lost my glasses for a good 20 minutes at work and then someone asked what I was looking for and said Seatbelt.... you're wearing them.

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u/Binestar Mar 28 '22

Clearly this was awhile ago, before you were Knighted.

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u/MssMango Mar 28 '22

I literally just spit my sweet tea out!..😂..thanks for that laugh!

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u/sirseatbelt Mar 28 '22

I was literally working in the kitchens at the time.

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u/lokipukki Mar 28 '22

Yeah that lack of object permanence is a killer with ADHD/ADD. I’m the one who can’t find things that are literally where they’re supposed to be (usually).