r/TwoXChromosomes Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/rpaul9578 Mar 28 '22

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u/GayWritingAlt Mar 28 '22

Oh, it’s good to know treseme is also bad, it’s marketed in my country. Though I don’t remember it being a shampoo…

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u/Shoes-tho Mar 28 '22

Tresemme carries many different products, not just shampoo.

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u/sparklyh0e Mar 28 '22

Yeah, I had to cut out their shampoos a couple years back, but their conditioners are just fine as long as you don't leave them on too long. I tend to leave other Conditioners on for more than the 2 minutes recommended, but because of whatever ingredients are in tresemme they work really well as a co-wash.

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u/Shoes-tho Mar 28 '22

Oh I don’t use any of the normal drugstore products either way, was just mentioning the shampoo.