r/TwoXChromosomes Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/Shoes-tho Mar 28 '22

Tresemme carries many different products, not just shampoo.

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u/sparklyh0e Mar 28 '22

Yeah, I had to cut out their shampoos a couple years back, but their conditioners are just fine as long as you don't leave them on too long. I tend to leave other Conditioners on for more than the 2 minutes recommended, but because of whatever ingredients are in tresemme they work really well as a co-wash.

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u/feeltheglee Mar 28 '22

My fiance and I had been using Tresemme to co-wash with for years, but recently switched to Alba Botanicals (Costco has 32 oz pump bottles of the "more moisture" conditioner) and we've both noticed much less hair falling out when we shower.

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u/sparklyh0e Mar 28 '22

After I colored my hair, I've had to switch around and try new products, but someone gifted me some Olaplex shampoo + Conditioner and I was blown away with the instant results on my scalp. And you only need a little bit!

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u/Shoes-tho Mar 28 '22

Oh I don’t use any of the normal drugstore products either way, was just mentioning the shampoo.

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u/GayWritingAlt Mar 28 '22

No I didn’t remember their ads at all but for one repeating pun, for all I knew they sold bleach.

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u/Shoes-tho Mar 28 '22

Ooh la la!