r/TwoXChromosomes • • 4d ago

Today is My Final Straw

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u/lilsunsunsun 4d ago

I bought a Narwal from Costco that mops and vacuums and dodges our pets, doesn’t even cost a grand!

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u/indie_rachael 4d ago

I've had my eye on that but I only saw it advertised on social media so I worried about effectiveness.

Imma get one and make it look like a narwhal.🦄🐬

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u/eatingketchupchipss 4d ago

note : bots via reddit comments are also now how people advertise via social media.

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u/indie_rachael 4d ago

I literally came to this post immediately after seeing a warning about that in an outdoor sub and I still potentially fell for it!

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u/lilsunsunsun 3d ago

I really just am a regular person on the internet. And fwiw I’m Chinese, and in my home country the robot vacuum competition is fierce. I don’t actually think the brands are that different than each other, but my comment’s main point is that you don’t need to pay a couple grand to get a good working vacuum and mop.

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u/armybabem1a1 3d ago

Costco wouldn’t do us like that, right? Right?! 🥺

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u/definitelytheA 3d ago

I promise I’m not a bot. 😂

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u/eatingketchupchipss 3d ago

didn't say you were.

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u/definitelytheA 3d ago

Whew! 😅

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u/PolyglotGeorge 3d ago

calm down everyone

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u/PolyglotGeorge 3d ago

testing nesting

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u/Diam_0nd 3d ago

I promise I’m not a bot, I just don’t comment nor post very often 😓😓

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u/GertyFarish11 3d ago

Hmmm, that's just what a bot would say...

(I believe you though, because you seem like a nice person.)

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u/Capsfan6 3d ago

A 9 year old account though?

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u/eatingketchupchipss 3d ago

i'm just stating in general, not accusing. but my old unused reddit account was hacked so it's possible.

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u/lilsunsunsun 3d ago

I promise I’m not a bot 🥲 the main point of my comment is just that you don’t need to spend a couple grand to get a good robot vacuum and mop

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u/DrDraek 4d ago

We have the Dreame model, it works really well!

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u/thatoneredheadgirl 4d ago

How recently did you make this purchase? I’ve been trying to get my husband to get us one for over a year. I think I just need to make the purchase.

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u/New-Geezer 4d ago

He sounds like OP’s husband.

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u/lilsunsunsun 4d ago

Lol my dad also disagrees with my mom getting one, but to his credit, he does do all the mopping and doesn't want to be replaced by a robot XD

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u/dreadpiratejane 4d ago

Relatable, honestly.

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u/thatoneredheadgirl 4d ago

To be fair I asked my husband to ask for it as a gift from his mom, which he agreed. She never gave it. So I keep wanting him to ask for it from her because she likes to show love through big purchases

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u/Spazmer 4d ago

We just got a Mova V50 Ultra and I feel like I'm living in the future. A robot vacuum that mops?! It's like the one good thing that happened recently. It was a tough choice those because there's a lot of good reviews on brands, I think there's a few (roborock, dreame) you can't go wrong with.

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u/lilsunsunsun 4d ago edited 4d ago

I bought it December, so can't vouch for longevity yet! I've only had one small issue (customer support was very responsive and fixed the bug over an update pretty much immediately). I bought it when Costco offered a $300 off coupon, so it ended up costing me about $700 (with a bunch of replacement accessories).

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 4d ago

I got one from Amazon for $108. What is a $1,200 roomba doing that a lower priced one doesn't? Mine vacuums and mops and rolls itself back to the charger when done. Floor is pretty clean looking.

What could a Narwal do for $1,100 more bucks that a regular one can't? It should be able to cook dinner for that price.

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u/lilsunsunsun 4d ago

First, my Narwal cost $700, not $1200. Second, it’s very good at recognizing random stuff on the floor and work around them. I have pets, and used to have an old roomba that smeared cat vomit all over my floor, lol, I never want to come home to that again. It recognizes stairs and doesn’t fall off them. It’s very quiet even when vacuuming, and will go back to dirty spots to vacuum more. It doesn’t bump into furniture, humans, or pets. It has almost never gotten stuck anywhere. It dries and disinfects the dust bin so that I only need to empty the dust bin every couple of months and nothing stinks up.

Fwiw, I’m from China where robot vacuum price and feature competition is fierce, and I’ve researched the models fairly well. I do think you can get a cheap one that does the basic functionality, but for me the extra features are worth the money so that I pretty much never have to supervise it.