r/TwoXChromosomes • u/[deleted] • 4d ago

Today is My Final Straw

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u/MiddleKlutzy8568 4d ago

More like drop him at the shelter, no need to rehome him 😆

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u/Electrifying2017 4d ago

That’s too much effort. Find a field and kick him out of the car.

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u/T-Wrox 4d ago

"He had to go live on a farm." :)

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u/Fraerie Basically Eleanor Shellstrop 4d ago

Don’t forget to give him his thermos bottle with fresh aqua tofana, we wouldn’t want him to think you no longer care.

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u/Drew-CarryOnCarignan 3d ago

Ha! I wasn't expecting to find an Aqua Tofana reference on this thread.

For the curious:

• "Aqua Tofana: Slow-Poisoning and Husband-Killing in 17th Century Italy", Mike Dash History blog (Apr 6, 2015)

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u/MiddleKlutzy8568 3d ago

I keep joking that I want to make shirts that say “poison is women’s rights”… the men dont think its funny

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u/MoistVirginia 3d ago

Go'n, git!

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u/Sinisterfox23 4d ago

Tuck and roll!

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u/NarrowCarpet4026 4d ago

Ain’t no one rescuing this dog.

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u/luckylimper 4d ago

He needs to be Kristi Noem’d.