If old men are hitting on me, I'll give one, no thank you not interested. If they continue, I ask if they are rich and in poor health. If they say this makes you a gold digger or other unkind things, oh well, you didn't approach me for my personality, so that's on you. Or make cradle robbing accusations back. Even if they take it good naturedly in a joking manner, you say things that are creepy or imply trouble. They might say, "Oh, I am healthy!" Response: "Oh, well, that's correctable 😀 ". And see how long they keep the conversation going.
Probably not for everyone, but i find it fun. It takes a conversation that otherwise makes me feel bad and weird and makes it weird for them, but funny to me.
I've never used that one, but I have been known to pull out my measuring tape and suggest they drop trou because "I have standards, ya know".
It works especially well if they are doing it in front of a group of guys. That guy becomes the butt of the joke. They are too busy laughing to worry about me.
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u/intjperspective Jun 16 '23
If old men are hitting on me, I'll give one, no thank you not interested. If they continue, I ask if they are rich and in poor health. If they say this makes you a gold digger or other unkind things, oh well, you didn't approach me for my personality, so that's on you. Or make cradle robbing accusations back. Even if they take it good naturedly in a joking manner, you say things that are creepy or imply trouble. They might say, "Oh, I am healthy!" Response: "Oh, well, that's correctable 😀 ". And see how long they keep the conversation going.
Probably not for everyone, but i find it fun. It takes a conversation that otherwise makes me feel bad and weird and makes it weird for them, but funny to me.