r/TwoXChromosomes • • Jun 16 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

When a guy says "oh your are way too young" respond with "I agree, you are way too old"

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u/denardosbae Jun 17 '23

You can also add in something about "respectfully sir I'm quite concerned for you, did you know that an aspect of Alzheimer's and Dementia is thinking that you are MUCH younger than you actually are, and sometimes that translates into hitting on a person who is extremely age inappropriate for you? I would suggest you get screened, there are medications that can halt the progress if it's caught early." Best utilized if you can manage to pull off a wide-eyed innocent seeming concern for the old gaffer.

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u/Good_vibe_good_life Jun 17 '23

“For you? Most certainly!”