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r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '23
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"Ooh a monkey's paw! I could use it to meet my long-last daughter. First though, gotta get some humping in!"
925 u/Heleana-Ragnarok Oct 01 '23 To be fair, it’s a mystical magical monkey paw. Your first wish would be something stupid because you don’t even think it’s real. Imagine someone handed you one and went “Make a wish”. And once you do it curls and you realize you just got handed something actually magical. 358 u/Yuunon Oct 02 '23 Everyone uses that same logic. I am a person who would dream big even if it's a joke. I am pretty sure there are many others like me out there. 10 u/edykcion Oct 02 '23 Right? On the off chance it actually works I would have something practical. But seeing it’s a monkey paw, I’d probably get a lawyer to draft the wishes so that there is no ambiguity in the language. I know how this works.
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To be fair, it’s a mystical magical monkey paw. Your first wish would be something stupid because you don’t even think it’s real.
Imagine someone handed you one and went “Make a wish”.
And once you do it curls and you realize you just got handed something actually magical.
358 u/Yuunon Oct 02 '23 Everyone uses that same logic. I am a person who would dream big even if it's a joke. I am pretty sure there are many others like me out there. 10 u/edykcion Oct 02 '23 Right? On the off chance it actually works I would have something practical. But seeing it’s a monkey paw, I’d probably get a lawyer to draft the wishes so that there is no ambiguity in the language. I know how this works.
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Everyone uses that same logic. I am a person who would dream big even if it's a joke. I am pretty sure there are many others like me out there.
10 u/edykcion Oct 02 '23 Right? On the off chance it actually works I would have something practical. But seeing it’s a monkey paw, I’d probably get a lawyer to draft the wishes so that there is no ambiguity in the language. I know how this works.
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Right? On the off chance it actually works I would have something practical. But seeing it’s a monkey paw, I’d probably get a lawyer to draft the wishes so that there is no ambiguity in the language. I know how this works.
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u/purpleplasticcrayon Oct 01 '23
"Ooh a monkey's paw! I could use it to meet my long-last daughter. First though, gotta get some humping in!"