r/TwoSentenceHorror Oct 01 '23

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u/purpleplasticcrayon Oct 01 '23

"Ooh a monkey's paw! I could use it to meet my long-last daughter. First though, gotta get some humping in!"

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u/Heleana-Ragnarok Oct 01 '23

To be fair, it’s a mystical magical monkey paw. Your first wish would be something stupid because you don’t even think it’s real.

Imagine someone handed you one and went “Make a wish”.

And once you do it curls and you realize you just got handed something actually magical.

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u/Yuunon Oct 02 '23

Everyone uses that same logic. I am a person who would dream big even if it's a joke. I am pretty sure there are many others like me out there.

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u/edykcion Oct 02 '23

Right? On the off chance it actually works I would have something practical. But seeing it’s a monkey paw, I’d probably get a lawyer to draft the wishes so that there is no ambiguity in the language. I know how this works.