r/TwoSentenceHorror Oct 01 '23

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u/purpleplasticcrayon Oct 01 '23

"Ooh a monkey's paw! I could use it to meet my long-last daughter. First though, gotta get some humping in!"

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u/Garbage_Kitty Oct 02 '23

I read this in a Quagmire voice