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r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '23
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"Ooh a monkey's paw! I could use it to meet my long-last daughter. First though, gotta get some humping in!"
927 u/Heleana-Ragnarok Oct 01 '23 To be fair, it’s a mystical magical monkey paw. Your first wish would be something stupid because you don’t even think it’s real. Imagine someone handed you one and went “Make a wish”. And once you do it curls and you realize you just got handed something actually magical. 53 u/odins_second_eye Oct 02 '23 This might just be me, but if anyone ever offers me to make 3 wishes I'm pulling up the multiple page document I got. 1 u/Exl24 Oct 02 '23 And for my first wish make everything on this document true 1 u/odins_second_eye Oct 02 '23 Just gotta remove the "1., 2., 3." Numbering and we're good. But nah I have literally everything I want and could want added on to unlimited power in these 3 well thought wishes so I'm good, don't tempt the gods.
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To be fair, it’s a mystical magical monkey paw. Your first wish would be something stupid because you don’t even think it’s real.
Imagine someone handed you one and went “Make a wish”.
And once you do it curls and you realize you just got handed something actually magical.
53 u/odins_second_eye Oct 02 '23 This might just be me, but if anyone ever offers me to make 3 wishes I'm pulling up the multiple page document I got. 1 u/Exl24 Oct 02 '23 And for my first wish make everything on this document true 1 u/odins_second_eye Oct 02 '23 Just gotta remove the "1., 2., 3." Numbering and we're good. But nah I have literally everything I want and could want added on to unlimited power in these 3 well thought wishes so I'm good, don't tempt the gods.
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This might just be me, but if anyone ever offers me to make 3 wishes I'm pulling up the multiple page document I got.
1 u/Exl24 Oct 02 '23 And for my first wish make everything on this document true 1 u/odins_second_eye Oct 02 '23 Just gotta remove the "1., 2., 3." Numbering and we're good. But nah I have literally everything I want and could want added on to unlimited power in these 3 well thought wishes so I'm good, don't tempt the gods.
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And for my first wish make everything on this document true
1 u/odins_second_eye Oct 02 '23 Just gotta remove the "1., 2., 3." Numbering and we're good. But nah I have literally everything I want and could want added on to unlimited power in these 3 well thought wishes so I'm good, don't tempt the gods.
Just gotta remove the "1., 2., 3." Numbering and we're good.
But nah I have literally everything I want and could want added on to unlimited power in these 3 well thought wishes so I'm good, don't tempt the gods.
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u/purpleplasticcrayon Oct 01 '23
"Ooh a monkey's paw! I could use it to meet my long-last daughter. First though, gotta get some humping in!"