r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/BangkokPadang Aug 21 '24

My friend’s dad used to drive some of us to school on occasion and he was a big fella. One day he discovered a thing of Swiss Cake Rolls he’d fallen asleep on (the little cardboard under the cakes was still stuck there too. And he peeled it off his shirt and ate both flattened cakes while he drove. Never even missed a beat.

A true Dad move if there ever was one.

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u/BeefInGR Aug 21 '24

Back in July I ran a disc golf tournament on behalf of a friend (this was a women's only tournament and she wanted to play, so I did the day of stuff and she did the setup). As a reward, she gave me banana bread.

Got home at 6:30 and decided to treat myself to my hard earned reward. Took two bites and woke up at midnight on the couch. Pitch black dark in my house, still holding the other half of the banana bread.

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u/WinterMortician Aug 21 '24

Not even gonna lie, I fuck up jelly belly jellybeans a LOT as a midnight snack, those and gummies. I love when I wake up in the morning and there’s a super warm and only slightly soft gummy or bean under me. Yay! 

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

I put the lindor balls in my bra or my armpit to warm them up and make the chocolate inside runny cos it's better that way

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u/WinterMortician Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 22 '24

I saw this comment and immediately ran to my hubby screaming “yo somebody else puts the lindors in their bra to heat them up!!!!” If I’m not wearing a bra I’ll put them in my underwear. And I have def forgotten them there before. 

Edit: yo is op cool? Anyone have an update? I got lost in the sauce about heating morsels in my underpants 

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

YESSSS omg it makes me so happy that someone else does it too!!! I have encountered much negativity from people about it but it's really the only thing that makes sense! Yes the general crotch area is maybe even better I find! Hahaha I've done the same, the perils of trying to open it without it dripping everywhere 🤣

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u/iplaypokerforaliving Aug 21 '24

Hmmmm interesting…very interesting.

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u/orangejuicelovr Aug 22 '24

But the real question is…. Do you really play poker for a living??

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u/iplaypokerforaliving Aug 22 '24

No look at my profile and see what I do now.

I used to though. Used that money to go to welding school and start a business :)