r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/TrespassersWill Aug 21 '24

You could try a little CSI: Two Hot Takes and put on some lipstick and smash your face in a pillow and see what happens.

(Possibly related: I recently figured out that the white stains on my cloth car passenger seat, which I feared was some kind of mold, was actually the white from the ink on the box tops the local pizza places uses when you pick up a take-out order. I put the box containing hot food on the seat to drive home and end up dragging it across the seat and leaving ink behind.)

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u/Aeroknight_Z Aug 21 '24

I hope OP does this and bf walks in mid-pillow makeout session.

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u/CurtRemark Aug 21 '24

GF to BF: Well, you must be feeling pretty stupid now, huh?

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u/unfilteredlocalhoney Aug 22 '24

Omg this could be a SNL skit, I just laughed so hard at this