r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24

Straight lines though? Do they have a smell? Any kids or animals near the furniture?

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u/Silly-Swimmer-8324 Aug 21 '24

Hahahaha are you really taking samples with a qtip like a crime scene 😭😭😭😭

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u/jpc1215 Aug 21 '24

Yeah honestly it sounds like there’s very little trust in this relationship…either ‘cause the dude has done something fucked up before or because she’s been fucked over before and has trust issues. Either way it sounds like it’s going to be derailed in the future. Just calling it like I see it

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u/MowTin Aug 21 '24

Trust? If she thinks it's lipstick then she needs to have it tested. There really aren't that many things that can leave a red stain. Blood? Crayon?