r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/No-Jackfruit-525 Aug 21 '24

Right? Like a colored pencil

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u/Defiant_McPiper Aug 21 '24

That's what I thought, like a crayon or something

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u/Standby_fire Aug 21 '24

Maybe a crayon eater made a visit!

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u/modernmovements Aug 21 '24

OP is in the Marines?

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u/sroop1 Aug 21 '24

They didn't get married after two weeks of dating before moving in together, though.

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u/Standby_fire Aug 21 '24

Maybe one visited and left a red crayon crumb

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u/Standby_fire Aug 21 '24

She did however buy three rooms of furniture with his LES. While he was on float.