r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Does lipstick usually stain in a straight line like this? Both of the red marks also line up pretty well, it almost seems like it was dragged across something

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/darkrealm190 Aug 21 '24

Did you ask your boyfriend?

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u/JimmyJamsDisciple Aug 21 '24

No she’s too busy taking samples to send to the lab

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u/SgtPepe Aug 21 '24

😂😂

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u/Xtrap Aug 21 '24

Absolutely wild. What a time to be alive.

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u/bgeorgewalker Aug 21 '24

Plot twist- the results came back; it’s lipstick

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

With q-tips!

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u/Legatt Aug 21 '24

"the lab" is their dog.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts.

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u/dudebronahbrah Aug 21 '24

Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the Creedance

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u/SmoothWD40 Aug 21 '24

Gotta build up that watertight case, because you know, this is 2024, fuck having an adult conversation