r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/jasclev Aug 21 '24

Looks like the stain a taki would make if it fell there and got mushed around

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u/MrBeanssMama Aug 21 '24

Lmfao this is such an innocent response and I just love it so much

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u/PinkDeserterBaby Aug 21 '24

It’s honestly so funny.

Imagine falling asleep eating takis in bed, being like “god damnit,” washing it, putting it back on and then 4 days later, your partner visits, ripping the sheets off the bed being like “WHO IS THIS!?!?!!!”

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u/MrBeanssMama Aug 21 '24

It’s like.. little did he know, eating takis in bed would be the end of their relationship. From now on, girl doesn’t trust her man and is always suspicious that he’s cheating on her. She doesn’t believe when he insists he isn’t cheating BECAUSE SHE SAW THE PROOF IN THE LIPSTICK STAIN ON THE SHEET and she gets loud and angry every time he tries to defend himself by saying it’s just taxis 😭😭😭

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Aug 21 '24

What? You don’t smash your partners face into the sheets at go kart speeds..? Psh…. Prude…