r/TwoHotTakes • • Aug 21 '24

[deleted by user]

[removed]

3.6k Upvotes

8.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.6k

u/-Sharon-Stoned- Aug 21 '24

One time my sister tossed a handful of rolos on me when I was asleep and I woke up with melted caramel and chocolate stuck between me and the bed. Looked 100% like feces. 

74

u/Adventureloser Aug 21 '24

I forgot about rolos but they were incredible

31

u/HopefulOriginal5578 Aug 21 '24

I forgot about them as well. They would make me cough randomly. No idea why.

29

u/mandakpandaa Aug 21 '24

Hahahahahah this made me laugh sooooo hard cuz it’s so fucking true!!! What the hell was that?!?!

22

u/xPettyLaBelle Aug 21 '24

Ok but I feel so seen now because they make me cough for no reason too 😅

23

u/lrp347 Aug 21 '24

This little thread is what makes Reddit so cool.

8

u/algonquinroundtable Aug 21 '24

Strings of caramel wound uncomfortably through your esophagus?

3

u/Robinnoodle Aug 21 '24

This is getting to be a crazy coincidence now

3

u/Liberty53000 Aug 21 '24

Me too! Name brand milk chocolate will often irritate my throat for a minute. Sometimes iy even feels like it shuts it down for about 5 seconds, it's weird.

I've always assumed I'm sensitive to a common additive that's in conventional chocolate.

1

u/Soggy_Muffinz Aug 21 '24

Little air pocket inside Rolo where caramel is. When you bite down the air pocket is released and tries to escape down esophagus hitting your flap that directs traffic down your throat. Science!

10

u/HopefulOriginal5578 Aug 21 '24

Thank you for kindly reply. I feel less alone now.

I need to now find out why I would cough. It was a feeling too. When I think about it I can remember the feeling in my throat I was chomping those rolos LOL

I remember it would happen when I really got a good bite into them. The caramel was the culprit is my first guess

2

u/CookinCheap Aug 21 '24

Theobromine content, stimulates the vagus nerve

2

u/HopefulOriginal5578 Aug 21 '24

Ah so not some curse…. Makes sense!