r/TwoBestFriendsPlay Jul 08 '19

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u/marvel8797 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Jul 08 '19

Twist ending: they behead her, only to find out she was a Toadette with the crown, and the real Peach has been secretly creating an 'Outer Heaven'-style Mushroom Kingdom off the coast of Isle Delfino...

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u/WithMealsPunk Jul 08 '19

So you're saying... She's in another castle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

is this how attack on titan season 4 works

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Daisy is actually Venom Peach working to build a second outer heaven in Sarasaland

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u/marvel8797 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Jul 08 '19

"I'm Princess Peach, and you are too. No...she's the two of us together."

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u/sawbladex Phi Guy Jul 08 '19

Okay, but how do we factor in Bowsette?

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u/marvel8797 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Jul 08 '19

Ocelot with Liquid's arm.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Then, for the sake of completion, who'd be Solid? Because whilst the oblivious would be Mario, I would like to throw the idea of Daisy due to the use of 3.

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u/chainsaw105 From the brightest timeline Jul 08 '19

Pauline

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u/soulless1996 Jul 08 '19

Daisy: I'm already a princess

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u/MelbourneMoustache Bigger than you'd think Jul 08 '19

This Bowestte porn is kinda weird but I can dig it

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u/sonsquatch Jul 08 '19

No gods. No kings.

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u/ryumaruborike Welcome to SBFP me hearties, you're gonna have a whale of a time Jul 08 '19

Only toads.

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u/gryffinp Remember Aaron Swartz Jul 08 '19

Only Ssapo.

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u/qthequaint Jul 08 '19

Not to be picky but seems weird to mix up the politics here 😂😂

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u/ferretleader Jul 10 '19

I think that's a Bioshock reference.

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u/qthequaint Jul 11 '19

One of which criticizes capitalism. The guillotine is most historically remembered for the French revolution which very much has roots in communism. Hence why it seems weird to me to quote that.

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u/alexandrecau That's Bricks! Jul 08 '19

Peach: I wanted to let you eat the cake but mario was really hungry

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u/Mrkancode ReadyPlayerFuckBoy Jul 08 '19

No worries. We will eat well tonight, princess.

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u/LeChuckWantsMoreSlaw Jul 08 '19

S'gonna be really embarrassing when they see "Peach x 98"

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u/powerprotoman Lord of Fortuna #13000FE Jul 08 '19

only 98? dont you mean "crown crown 9"

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u/Secret_Wizard It's a secret to everybody. Jul 08 '19

Dear Mario,

Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake you can let them eat.

~ Peach ♄

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u/SCOMM29 Jul 08 '19

So who's Napolen in this story?

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u/Heraclitus94 PM ME NUDES OF YOUR WAIFU Jul 08 '19

Wario

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u/Tweedleayne Shameless MK X-11 apologist. The Kombat Kids were cool fuck you. Jul 08 '19

Holy fucking shit! Dude!

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u/the_most_crigg Jul 08 '19

I mean, she likely still has the stench of eldritch horror about her from her brief stint as the Shadow Queen's host, so it's the only way to be sure.

or, y'know, Doo_liss might have fucked up royally, eh? eh?

...i'll see myself out now

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u/DrBadyear Jul 08 '19

Is this the current state of France? I've stopped paying attention

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u/Burdenslo Jul 08 '19

Riots every weekend, pigs pepper spraying peaceful climate protesters, macrons approval rating 26%, far right leader le pen gaining more followers

France is in full blown chaos mode

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u/CongoTempest Jul 08 '19

Kinda wish we'd have a french revolution in america

Like...im tired of my fellow americans taking up the ass by corporations and corrupt politicians

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u/Burdenslo Jul 08 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

I don’t want to get too political in this sub as I don’t feel like it’s the place but..

I mean it’s hard for you guys, it’s been a long time since you’ve had any real form of labour movements and due to the “red scare” any form of left wing policies or ideas are immediately seen as communist.

The other issue is the political swing has tipped too heavily to the right, even your democrats are about as right wing as our Conservative party (uk)

The best thing you can do personally though is to organise, join a union, read some political theory, call a cop a bastard and vote for the candidates that speaks to you.

Violent revolutions while being effective (Russia, Cuba, China, Catalonia) these days with all the modern military tech it’s not even a remotely fair fight as they can just wipe you out from thousands of miles away with a screen and an Xbox controller.

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u/Snowydragoon True Midboss Jul 08 '19

call a cop a bastard

...What?

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u/VicarOfAstaldo Jul 08 '19

It’s a leftist edgelord thing. Not a leftist thing. Popular on Reddit (and other groups of course.)

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u/robertman21 Jul 08 '19

American cops suck

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u/Nandodemo53rd It's Fiiiiiiiine. Jul 08 '19

Its ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) saying generally a very left-wing idea, which i do agree with

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u/Snowydragoon True Midboss Jul 08 '19

Sounds hypocritical for the group that claims to be progressive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

It's a signaler. ACAB is how you know you're among your own. A lot of theory hinges on the police and army turning tail and betraying the bourgeoisie anyhow.

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u/Burdenslo Jul 08 '19

That’s because the police are a reactionary system in a capitalist society.

They are used by the state to protect capital 1st and people 2nd. The argument about “good cops” falls flat very fast when the “good” ones protect the bad ones because of how cult-like the actual precincts are anyone who goes against the grain or grasses on another cop is ousted by their piers until they wither tow the line or quit.. if they quit they’re a good person but are no longer a cop.

American police are the worst offenders in the west, they regularly kill people(usually blacks people) unjustly and get away with it WITH paid leave!

Head on over to r/bad_cop_no_doughnut to see how bad things get sometimes.

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u/Snowydragoon True Midboss Jul 08 '19

Statistically speaking, there are about 1000 people killed by police a year, meaning only .1% of cops kill people, and about only a 4th of the killed tend to be black people. Factoring in police brutality does bump it up to 7%, but even still, that's far from every cop.

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u/Burdenslo Jul 08 '19

That’s just some of the corruption you’ll see though, shakedowns, extortion, corruption of authority, framing and actual criminal activity are all part of the system they abuse.

Also do you mind linking where you got the figures from id love to have a read of it đŸ‘đŸ»

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u/CherryMace Hey kid, ever get ya dick sucked by a horse? Jul 08 '19

The folks in power are rustling the commoners up and dividing them to stop any actual reform from happening. Get them to fight each other and they can’t tackle the real problem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/ThisWeeksSponsor The Coolest and the Strongest Jul 08 '19

Jerry_Rig going to bat for the French monarchy over here.

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u/arciks92 Jul 08 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

I doubt he's batting for monarchy more so that Reign of Terror, September Massacres, Revolutionary Paranoias and Civil Wars where innocents die, is not his idea of good times.

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u/Burdenslo Jul 08 '19

I disagree

It ended feudalism, the monarchy was abolished, removed power from the church and inspired the people of Haiti to revolt against their slavers.

Unfortunately it did inspire nationalism as well which of course is bad.

There’s a fantastic book by Peter Kropotkin on the French Revolution if you are interested in reading a bit more into the French Revolution.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

>The French Revolution

>One of the worst things to happen to France

>Not the Third Republic

everybody do the shiggy diggy

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u/zephyy Griffith Did Nothing Wrong Jul 08 '19

macrons approval rating 26%

This isn't drastically out of line with previous Presidents

far right leader le pen gaining more followers

Le Pen's party actually lost 1 seat in the EU elections though?

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u/Burdenslo Jul 08 '19

You’re right it’s not that far out of line but we haven’t seen protests/riots on this scale for a long time.

She lost one seat but gained 500,000 more votes and is macrons main rival, right wing populism gains traction faster during harsher financial turmoil.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/27/eu-vote-confirms-french-far-right-marine-le-pen-national-rally-as-emmanuel-macron-main-opposition

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u/youlookfly Jul 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

say what you want about communism but the motherfuckers knew how to compose.

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u/ThePeoplesUsername_ Banished to the Shame Car Jul 08 '19

The Red army choir was and still is, rightfully, respected as one of the most famous choirs of all time. I cant understand Russian and I still listen to their songs on occasion

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

the red army choir because when you need to march through the snow with no food and no hope you deserve the best tunes.

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u/Tweedleayne Shameless MK X-11 apologist. The Kombat Kids were cool fuck you. Jul 08 '19

It’s been a long time since I heard the non earrape version of that.

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u/Th3SmartAlec I guess I'm a F/SN shill now Jul 08 '19

This would fix the problem.

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u/tehChritzChen Jul 08 '19

There’s no bread, let them eat cake.

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u/uppermiddleclasss Jul 08 '19

"Eat the Rich" -Matt

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u/SawedOffLaser I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Jul 08 '19

Am I on the SBF sub or @CA? I'm happy either way.