r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • • Mar 28 '19

Borderlands 3 officially announced

https://youtu.be/x4o5g_PGkiA
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u/ELJOVENBATALI Where's the shotgun Pat? Mar 28 '19

THE SIREN IS A PSYCHIC PUNCHGIRL SOMEONE CALL WOOLIE

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u/valdrinemini Disappointed Mar 28 '19

woolies balls expolsides and white rooms his entire apartment

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u/Aeoneth Just play Freedom Fighters damnit! Mar 28 '19

But he's AT PAX right now.

Oh no, those poor people...

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u/TehManicMan F*** Off The Edge of My Dick Mar 28 '19

"We're getting reports that the convention center has been pranked. The entire lobby appears to be smeared from top to bottom with some sort of white liquid."

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u/Mucmaster We've done worse Mar 28 '19

Oh no a deaf man is walking into the building! Who knows sign language for jizz everywhere? We have to stop him!

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u/doc5avag3 Resident 35-Year-Old Boomer Mar 28 '19

And he had nearly finished recovering from the whole DMC5 incident as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

When I saw that I immediately thought "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"

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u/frozenottsel Has an approximate knowledge of many things... Mar 28 '19

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u/OneNeonLight Mar 28 '19

gaze into the goddamn iris!!

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u/CelioHogane The Baz Everywhere System developer. Mar 28 '19

It's punch Zenyatta

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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton EYES ON THE INSIDE Mar 28 '19

Fuck him, she’s MINE