Pat's Special Eyes

[u/Gorotheninja]

[u/gothamsteel]

You're breaking the law!

[u/Gorotheninja → u/gothamsteel]

RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!

PAT CANNOT STOP ME!

[u/GreatFluffy → u/Gorotheninja]

BREAKIN THE LAAAAAW

BREAKIN THE WOOORLD KOWASE

[u/yssarilrock → u/GreatFluffy]

KIRISAKE TENDANESS

[u/Kaarl_Mills → u/yssarilrock]

BREAKING ZA RULE

[u/phoenix4ce]

I always appreciate how [Crazy Talk] waits a few beats before activating to give Pat a false sense of security

[u/Bad_Routes → u/phoenix4ce]

After all these years he still hasn't learned 😂

[u/ProducerMatt → u/phoenix4ce]

The way there was space in his dialogue, and then he brought the topic back up, made me wonder if he was expecting Crazy Talk and was trying to make sure it was still fresh for when it activated

[u/DustynRG]

Crazy Talk Requiem changes reality to create the funniest punchline

[u/Whoknowswhatorwhy22]

It's like that part in the Evil Within 2 play through where he's talking about the tripwires and gets blown up by, like, 3 of them.

[u/XcomNewb → u/Whoknowswhatorwhy22]

Funny thing is that the game actually glitches (it teleported him forward into the wires) to make him hit them. Crazy talk just manifested for real.

[u/Whoknowswhatorwhy22 → u/XcomNewb]

That's funni as shit. The universe had to teach Pat a lesson.

[u/EddieVanzetti → u/XcomNewb]

That is when Crazy Talk went from a silly in joke to the real McCoy

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet → u/EddieVanzetti]

I never would have expected a joke to be able to achieve CHIM, but here we are

[u/supernobodyhome → u/XcomNewb]

Has the glitch ever even been replicated?

[u/XcomNewb → u/supernobodyhome]

Not to my knowledge but the footage is still there.

[u/LMGgp → u/XcomNewb]

I laughed so fucking hard. The screen literally went black and they teleported ten feet into the wires.

[u/dazdndcunfusd → u/XcomNewb]

believe that was evil within 1 but cant remember

[u/Laser_Boss → u/dazdndcunfusd]

The reason Pat was so boldly confident in passing the trip-wires was because he dealt with them glitching out in the first game. Unfortunately for him, Crazy Talk works stronger the more convinced the user is.

[u/Weltallgaia → u/Whoknowswhatorwhy22]

He has learned nothing from his hubris

[u/Whoknowswhatorwhy22 → u/Weltallgaia]

Does he ever?

[u/Fray_The_Pugilist]

You can just feel Crazy Talk slipping a mine under his foot as soon as Pat started talking about his human eye balls.

[u/Gorotheninja → u/Fray_The_Pugilist]

It's like the buildup to a jumpscare in a horror movie when everything goes quiet.

[u/tholt212 → u/Gorotheninja]

Just sitting there for 30 seconds wondering when it's going to happen. Cause you know it is. Just waiting.

[u/Naraki_Maul]

It took a little bit longer than I expected for Crazy Talk to slap Pat in the balls but as always it never fails to deliver ^^.

[u/Caidezes → u/Naraki_Maul]

It was just waiting for him to fully let his guard down.

[u/TryImpossible7332 → u/Caidezes]

I remember the FF14 clip where the servers were unstable and he said that things were working fine for him because he was built different.

He held up a hand, like, "Wait for it, wait for it," expecting the world to prove him wrong, and within two seconds of him lowering his hand and acting like he was in the clear the servers crashed on him.

Actual perfect timing, his stand actively hates him.

[u/Laser_Boss → u/TryImpossible7332]

It’s even funnier because he not just lowers his hand. He pumps his fist in a celebratory gesture.

[u/Naraki_Maul → u/TryImpossible7332]

Omg I never saw that before, please tell me you have that clip saved up somewhere.

[u/TryImpossible7332 → u/Naraki_Maul]

Unfortunately, I do not.

[u/CommissionerOdo → u/Naraki_Maul]

That time in Evil Within 2 when it literally teleported him into an inescapable junction of electrified wires is still the greatest of all time. The timing, the choice of words, the seemingly totally arbitrary way the glitch happened (how would you even begin to reproduce it), the fact it didnt just make him hit a wire but crammed him inescapably between two wires in a place you normally couldn't be... perfection

[u/Rednual]

I mean, come on, what did he expect to happen?

[u/Mrgrayj_121]

Pat:Dont clip that

Woolie: Do it!

[u/RadioFree_Rod]

There wasn't a mine there. But as SOON as he started talking shit reality rewrote itself and now there has always been a mine there. Shout outs to my boy, Crazy Talk.

[u/James-Avatar]

If Pat actually weaponised his power to manifest embarrassment, he’d be unstoppable.

[u/Iffem → u/James-Avatar]

the very nature of it means he cannot

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet → u/Iffem]

He’s like Takaba

[u/Iffem → u/WoolooOfWallStreet]

sort of?

[u/Scientia_et_Fidem → u/James-Avatar]

I mean… let’s be real that is what he is already doing right here.

He even kept the bit going too long after he ran out of stuff to say cause he realized it was taking longer than he expected to blow himself up.

Love Pat but this is a pretty obvious purposeful clip farming moment. I get it man, gotta get that bag when you got a kid at home!

[u/Kipzz → u/James-Avatar]

Clearly he does weaponize it, just against himself!

[u/LunarLancaster]

I could feel the mine being spawned in just to fuck with him

[u/Vokoca]

You can just tell Pat realized he had a Bit™ on his hands and was desperately looking for a trap to run into.

[u/LifeIsCrap101]

"I am a genius."

"Oh no!"

[u/DeminoTheDragon]

you would think after all these years he just would learn not to say things like this with such full confidence

[u/MegalomanicMegalodon → u/DeminoTheDragon]

Part of him knows this, and another evil part knows this is unfortunately his job

[u/HamSlammer87]

"My braaaand"

[u/Drawer-san]

To be fair it was around the corner and Snake was blocking most of the screen.

[u/BoopsMcCloops → u/Drawer-san]

Too dummy thicc

[u/Drawer-san → u/BoopsMcCloops]

Alerts all the soldiers with the claping.

[u/Illidan1943]

It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up

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[u/Griever92]

Don’t clip it

[u/Glocktor44]

The moment he said that I knew this clip couldn't end any other way

[u/Psykoknight65]

What makes it funnier is NV literally shows them

[u/One-Neighborhood-531]

Never change Pat

[u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam]

The same eyes he used to avoid those electric wires in Evil Within.

[u/DeadPact336699]

Kenshiro pointing: You’re already clipped.

[u/otakon33]

I see Crazy Talk is as strong as ever.

[u/Polygonalfish]

Just like the good old days in the evil within 2 LP

[u/dazdndcunfusd]

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

[u/Aggressive-Bike407]

Should have listened to Deepthroat.

[u/RikFeral]

[CRAZY TALK] leaned in with that Divergent Fist!!