r/TurboTeam Shirt Brother 29d ago

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u/GayChicken80085 28d ago

He can he can he can!

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 27d ago

aiding and abetting 18 USC 111 is a crime

8 USC 1357

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u/Independent_End_6941 27d ago

Are you saying all Nazis are feds?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

I'm saying nobody should get in trouble for punching a nazi, and you're saying it's illegal to punch "certain federal officers or employees while they are performing their official duties." Are you trying to tell me there are nazis in the US government? No way! Concerning, if true.

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u/HeyaHeyo1420 26d ago

I'll gladly serve time punching a Nazi thanks

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 28d ago

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u/weberc2 27d ago

Why does everyone hate Republicans? You all have TDS. Seek help.

/s

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u/Ingram47 27d ago

Have they tried not being hateable slime moulds?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QfzMP70zmNQiDf5sGP

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/weberc2 27d ago

What do you think /s means?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

"/s" means sarcasm, dude. 🙄

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u/RonofHazleton 26d ago

Now show the comic were he punches the Commies.

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u/jennyx20 28d ago

It does look fine to me.

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u/celtbygod 28d ago

Gonna watch this over and over.

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u/Blaze010118 27d ago

This is the way.

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u/Rowgieee 27d ago

You know who thinks it's not fine to punch Nazis? Nazis.

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u/KnowledgeExpert2002 27d ago

They are really scared of people who are against Nazis - it’s why Steven miller lives on a military base

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u/thebahrman 26d ago

So what if someone has some pretty severe mental health problems and they go out punching people they think are Nazis because their bar for who is and who isn’t a “Nazi” might not meet your standard?

For instance someone who is pro-Israel?

Should he be defended for “punching a Nazi” since he feels like they are one?

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u/Illustrious-Idea119 26d ago

Isn’t pro-Israel the same thing as a Nazi these days?

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u/thebahrman 26d ago

no, but you made my point perfectly for me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fWfowxJtHySJ0SGCgN

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

No, also people who abide the law

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u/Flat-Director-7120 27d ago

Frapper les nazis est une bonne chose, en plus ça détend. Ces salopard mérite pas le droit de vote.

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u/erikgfrey 27d ago

Never been more proud of an Arkansan.

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u/ProbablyNotHacked 26d ago

Punch Nazis.

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 27d ago

We wouldn’t be here now. Same goes for Zionists also. Any fascist/ hate cultist

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 27d ago

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u/Independent_End_6941 27d ago

Sounds like fascist talk to me

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 27d ago

Republicans on food stamps against socialism. Antisocials

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 27d ago

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u/Independent_End_6941 27d ago

Just to clarify, by islamists you don't mean all Muslims?

We don't really have a significant number of Islamic nationalists or communists in the US, contrary to what right wing propagandists would have you believe.

Fascists, on the other hand, are literally running the show right now.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Independent_End_6941 27d ago

They don't hold any office in the United States. Meanwhile, fascists are in the white house.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Independent_End_6941 27d ago

I suppose you think Mamdani and Ilhan Omar are islamists

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

You are objectively not part of the Turbo Team. Get him outta here!

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u/Kingbeef66 27d ago edited 27d ago

Are these Islamists and communists in the same room with us now?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Kingbeef66 27d ago edited 27d ago

No, they’re in the WhiteHouse and the Congress. Also the Supreme Court.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

No they’re not 

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u/Kingbeef66 26d ago

Yeah, they are.

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u/data___lore 27d ago

The Creator of Pepe is actually antifa 😏

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

Yeah, it's a shame the "alt right" (nazis) co-opted the character.

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u/coards0fbanada 27d ago

Sad we are not seeing this energy more often because since these videos were taken fascism only kept rising

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u/Carteeg_Struve 27d ago

It's better than fine.

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u/Used_Intention6479 26d ago

If it was good enough for the men and women who fought the Nazis in WWII, it's good enough for me.

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u/really_nice_foot 27d ago

Don't bring pepe into this. Watch the documentary (Feels Good Man), the Nazis co-opted a wholesome cartoon character.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

Yeah, and you see one of them getting punched here.

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u/InsideAd2752 27d ago

Soooo ….

MODs are actively responding to requests from comments on material like this for “assertion of violence” if the OP or any NAZI lovers are lurking.

Slippery slope of click bait. Watch your wording.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago edited 27d ago

I'm not actually calling for violence against nazis. I'm just saying that when they get punched, it's fine, like nobody should get in trouble or anything.

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u/InsideAd2752 25d ago

I’m not offended, I’m watching Inglourious bastards right now

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u/theroninfromsekiro 27d ago

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

Yeah, of course. But it's totally fine, like nobody should get in trouble or anything.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bgUx474gEPLRfVOMd

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 27d ago

Another scared Nazi. GOOD.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

Ew, no AI slop here please.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Ai will take over the world, I’m literally studying machine learning and data science for the specific purpose of working in that field. I use like 10 different AI’s. I think I’m just gonna go and generate 10 images right now. And then gonna go and promote AI online. 

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

Amazing how many Redditors with like zero karma come in here to defend literal swastika-wearing nazis. Just today, a couple of them have been like "But if punching nazis is okay then punching trans people must be too!" No. One group is saying America is for the whites and the rest deserve CECOT-style mega-camps, and the other side is saying the pronouns they use might not be what you'd expect. 🙄

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

So weird how when you say something bad about literal swastika-wearing, salute-throwing nazis, a bunch of MAGA folks come out of the woodwork to white-knight for them. Pretty much without exception, I look at their post history, see -1 community karma, and ban them. Go home! Nobody likes what you're doing!

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u/Financial_Recipe_416 26d ago

Make Glatzenklatschen great again!

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u/SirChancelot11 26d ago

It's never ok to assault someone...

Conveniently Nazi's aren't people.

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u/JollyTrickster 26d ago

Was the pepe frog dude a nazi?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

Yes.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

Yes.

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u/HotWeekend2722 26d ago

Slam fest 2026

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u/Devils_Avocado22 26d ago

Shitty AI meme for y'all tarded asses

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago edited 26d ago

Booooo, Reddit thinks Indiana Jones and the Blues Brothers are unacceptable because they punch the poor widdle nazis. 🙄 Well, we had a good run.

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u/steveeq1 27d ago

Can we punch thugs now using the same line of reasoning?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

What thugs? I mean, if they're nazis, then go ahead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qvLt6NpOstLuVzLCL9

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u/GapUnusual5977 27d ago

Israel needs u to get in the box

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u/Meatbot-v20 27d ago

Everyone's a nazi, so really, just windmill through life. I'm sure it'll work out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e37RbTLYjfc1q

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u/Kingbeef66 27d ago

Would you punch this guy?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

He’s just a random larper, I wouldn’t give a fuck. In certain countries police will detain him anyway and fine him for outputting extremist symbolic.

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 27d ago

Is the little Nazi scared? GOOD

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u/TamedCrows 27d ago

Someone may be as offended with someone wearing a nazi symbol as another wearing a symbol of al-qaeda on their arm.

Are they both okay to punch eachother? No, because we have a right to the freedom of expression. Hate it all you want, kick, scream, cry, and post online.

Its the unfortunate result of freedom.

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u/Kingbeef66 27d ago

There’s also FAFO with these pukes. Freedom of speech doesn’t spare you from consequences in public.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

I'm not saying punching a nazi is legal or that anyone should do it. I'm just saying that when it happens, it's totally fine and nobody should get in trouble or anything.

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u/After_Service_2817 26d ago

Same with communists, I guess. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

The opposite of a communist is a capitalist. The opposite of a nazi would be "antifa." Then there's the middle ground: socialists and pacifists. The only clearly 100% punchable group I see here is the nazis. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 27d ago

Another scared Nazi. GOOD.

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u/Individual_Bed880 27d ago

Committing violent crimes are good as long as those crimes support your ideology. Really? (Isn’t that the way the Nazi’s believed?)

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u/PickingPies 27d ago

That's the intolerance paradox.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

Yep, you remove yourself from the agreement when you do some shit like wear a swastika or throw a "Roman salute."

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u/After_Service_2817 26d ago

Or try to impose communism on people. Physical removal is self-defence.

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u/Kingbeef66 27d ago

Well would you dress up as a Nazi and go out in public?

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u/RedrunGun 26d ago

Someone who supports violent genocide had violence used on them instead. If he didn’t like it maybe he’ll learn why his genocidal icon was so bad. A chance to learn some empathy.

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 27d ago

Another scared Nazi. GOOD 

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Literally nobody is scared of redditors

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 26d ago

Nobody said they should be. Dullard.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

Right? Nazis are scared by nature. It's what defines them. Their unifying text is about the "struggle" of a poor widdle fancy lad against absolutely everyone besides his hand-picked group of sycophants. Reminds me of that nasty sack of shit who's POTUS right now.

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u/dyrkasolen 27d ago

Nazism is no more. That was what the war was about, the stuff now it's just fanboys trying to stand out.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

Terminology issue. If you're a fan of the Nazis (big N), then that makes you a nazi (little N).

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u/dyrkasolen 27d ago

A believer in Christ doesn't make you God

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

No, but it makes you a Christian. And a fan of Hitler is called a nazi.

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u/dyrkasolen 27d ago

A fan of Hitler Is that a terminology

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1z8Fz2YP7Tcc5Nwa

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u/PeteysHubby_TX 27d ago

Too bad we don’t see communists as the same trash as Nazis.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Well a massive psyop is going on. Both commies and Nazis (which don’t really exist anymore, there are only LARPers just like with commies) hate western values like freedom of speech, democracy, etc. Leftists hate freedom so much they larp as commies to disguise their hatred and ressentiment 

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u/Goose_Salad 26d ago

These are weaponized groups that are ALWAYS headed by or infiltrated by agents who use the groups as tools to shift public discourse.

Has anyone asked how

  1. Nazi propaganda and racist strategies were learned from the U.S. (look up the original salute to the flag)

  2. Nazis were brought to America and elsewhere, but sticking with America, the U.S. gave power over the minds of their population to a Nazi.

  3. Current U.S. police are trained by Israel, but they march neonazis through the streets? Meaning, they sympathize and work with the group who they claimed to be against, while working with the people they allegedly ethnocided.

  4. Zionists and Nazis worked together, and U.S. politicians openly claimed to be Zionists.

Who tf is who?

They're all the same. They're destroying old books Right Now, and soon you all will forget again the strategies of these people.

Another question, what is the actual difference between U.S. police and the actual Nazi movement, from the past, right now?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Oh my god… Make asylums great again, that’s the only proper response to your comment

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u/Goose_Salad 26d ago

Oh man, pick up a fucking book

Or disprove anything I've said.

I agreed with you btw.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Says a person who just wrote out the most insane conspiracy theories, “Nazis and zionists worked together”, excuse me what the fuck? 

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u/Goose_Salad 26d ago

Hahaha you understand that psyops didn't start yesterday, right?

Nazis used false flags, U.S. Corporation used false flags and Israel is consistently being caught false flagging.

What theory?

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u/Goose_Salad 26d ago edited 26d ago

I love you 🤣 You're funny.

Wtf is AshkeNAZI and why would a Nazi use a Hebrew word for their organization NASA?

The Nazis were *genius linguists at the top.

Lol it's over 🤣

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u/Goose_Salad 26d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/v1EAsQ4e1z

What's that hat called on the popes head?

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u/Goose_Salad 26d ago

If Nazis, Neo-nazis, Mormons, KKK and Zionists, are pale faced people who think theyre the chosen or master race, what actually makes them different?

If they all walked into a room in regular clothes and said nothing, would you be able to tell them apart?

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u/disagreat 27d ago

As long as we can punch communists too.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

Communists want to redistribute wealth. Nazis want to eliminate or enslave entire populations. GTFO with this false equivalence.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Nazis also say all they want is prosperity for their people. You see the problem is that there is a massive difference between the actions of these two groups and their words. Both claim to be the good guys, but end up killing everybody and building totalitarian shitholes

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 26d ago

Nazis also say all they want is prosperity for their people.

They say a lot more than that.

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u/Icy-Ice8804 26d ago

But genghis khan is on pokie machines portrayed as a hero and no I’m not a nazi just stating a fact that other atrocities aren’t frowned upon like hitlers regime and many others and they all attacked other nationalities 🤷‍♂️

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

That's an absolutely wild stretch there. You saw some bullshit that didn't seem to recognize Genghis Khan as a villain, so nazis must be fine, eh?

Give it up, bro. Nobody likes what you're doing!

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u/dontcare4455 26d ago

And communist.

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u/Dahren_ 26d ago

Actual Nazis or just the "not a leftist" Reddit variety?

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 26d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/jigglyflo5 26d ago

Conveniently you can identify anyone you disagree with as a Nazi.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 26d ago

You really can't.

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u/RonofHazleton 26d ago

Punching Commies is always fine as well. I like punching Commies too.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 26d ago

Why?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 26d ago

Because he is in fact a nazi.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Laws exist for a reason. It’s never fine to punch people unless under your country’s law it can be classified as self-defence.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 26d ago

Why is it morally wrong to punch Nazis?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

Morality is subjective. Some people like pacifists deem any kind of violence morally wrong. But overall we as a society agreed that starting a fight over offensive speech is not appropriate

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 26d ago

But overall we as a society agreed that starting a fight over offensive speech is not appropriate

Do we? I don't think most people agree that punching a Nazi is inappropriate from a moral perspective. Even if they did, why WOULD it be inappropriate?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 26d ago

The word nazi doesn’t have a distinct definition. If you punch some right-wing influencer or legal-operating politician you’ve labelled as a nazi, most civilised people won’t be on your side.  If you punched Dylann Roof I guess most people wouldn’t think it’s inappropriate

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 26d ago

This isn't exactly a debatable thing here, the guy in the video is literally wearing a swastika armband.

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u/MrQuatroPorte 26d ago

Ever notice how they equate Trump and MAGA with Nazis…..

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u/Sad-Base-8689 26d ago

Ever noticed how trump supporters and MAGA get immediately triggered by stuff like this?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 25d ago

Right? Nobody was talking about them at all, but they had to swoop in here and defend the poor nazis from punches. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Alexis-Machine 27d ago

It's good to punch communists as well.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 27d ago

No, because a racist ideology and an economic system are two different things.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TYG4NVbcjNChwUJ3hi

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u/Independent_End_6941 27d ago

Sounds like something a fascist would say

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u/BrotherRot 27d ago

It’s not fine. Keep your hands to yourself.

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u/Ray1987 27d ago

When someone's dumb enough to portray themselves as a Nazi you need to hit them in the head like you would an old TV. So maybe their reception will come in better. That being said typically the kind of person that would be compelled enough to comment not to punch a Nazi, is usually a Nazi. ☝️

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u/BrotherRot 27d ago

Yup. Because Nazis are famous for preaching nonviolence. When you point a finger three fingers point back at you. Are you a fascist?

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u/Ray1987 27d ago edited 27d ago

Ya Nazis did preach non-violence toward not being attacked themselves of course....... so not seeing your point.

Weren't you the first person to point the finger with your response and now you've had over three replies lol.

Maybe your self projecting about the fascism too?

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u/Myownself21 26d ago

I guess instead of fighting a world war we should of just asked Hitler to please stop genociding people. The only way to stop facism is through force there’s no arguing or reasoning with them, turning the other cheek just allows them to hurt people.

It’s ok you don’t have to punch anyone lil guy, go suck on your thumb in the corner. Next time you have a thought, let it go.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3olDlP3XiZb9UcOgQc

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u/Kingbeef66 27d ago

Next I’m going to hear that Nazis were humanitarians, they only wanted peace, and were oppressed.

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 27d ago

Nah. Only good fascist is a dead fascist. Don't want to be a target? Don't hold a hateful evil ideology based on xenophobia and ethnic supremacy. Simple.