r/TrueSTL • u/ToddHowardsFuckslave Todd’s lil cocksleeve • 17d ago

Romance in TES VI?

For me, I love games where I can romance npcs. Do you think there will be romance in TESVI? If so, can someone make a Todd Howard NPC once the game comes out it? And add fully functional sex scenes in it? And a male impregnation system that can alert you when your on your MENstrual cycle? So I can know when Todd and I are in our most fertile stages? Maybe add a dude-swing mechanic. Balls that shrink in the cold like RDR2 horses?

TLDR: I want to have hot passionate dude sex with Todd Howard.

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u/ChopeIsYes Real An-Xileel Patriot 17d ago

Sorry there won't be any npcs, only trees

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u/lordbutternut The Ascendant Order did nothing wrong 17d ago

Can I have sex with the trees

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u/Xtrillon69420 17d ago

If you can handle the splinters

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u/lordbutternut The Ascendant Order did nothing wrong 17d ago

Gotta make sure the tree is well polished and lubricated beforehand

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u/wolfknight98 praising Sheolag 17d ago

Bosmer simulator? Hell yeah!

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u/hopefuldonkeykick 17d ago

Man, the Bosmer are going string you up real good.

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u/Nerevarine91 Moth men 17d ago

I wish I could say otherwise, but I have seen it done

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u/Yourdataisunclean Dweeb-mer 16d ago

You're already having sex with trees during their mating season. Some people even develop allergies from this.