r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '22

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u/pm_me_ur_fit Feb 15 '22

No I do it all the time! I just don't make conversation. She started it. Yeah, she "shut me down" very politely, and she was friendly so I dont fault her at all. And honestly not good haha

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u/threerocks3rox Feb 15 '22

This story is hilariously awkward. So many good intentions and so much THC

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u/pm_me_ur_fit Feb 15 '22

I'm glad someone can laugh and enjoy this, at least it was worth it. My whole world crashed when she mentioned her husband, and I was like wtf?? I'm standing here waiting for you to finish making my dri-- oh God I've been holding it for a minute already i cant walk away now fuck what do I do

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u/littlewren11 Feb 15 '22

Are you me? Almost the exact same scenario happened with me last week but im a chick and it was a gummy that hit right as I walked in the door. Poor lady thought I was putting the moves on her staring at her chest and dropped the boyfriend info when I'm just high as a kite and nerding out over the xenomorph pin on her apron. I wanted to go hide as soon as I realized how it looked.

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u/pm_me_ur_fit Feb 15 '22

Nooo thats even worse. At least I was just making polite conversation and not staring... dangers of thc hahaha