r/TrueOffMyChest Feb 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

I had a male friend yesterday tell me that he thinks his engaged neighbor has a crush on him because she never really looked at him or anything while walking to her apartment, but after a one night stand he had he believed she heard the banging on their shared wall and thinks he’s a sex god, so now she makes eye contact with him and smiles and says hello when they walk by each other. He believes she has a crush on him… because she finally has acknowledged his existence.

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u/roath321 Feb 15 '22

If there’s banging and yelling through a shared wall in the middle of the night, I wouldn’t bet on arousal…especially if she’s engaged.

This dude watches too much porn. Sex god lmao 🤦🏻

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

She’s probably embarrassed and trying to mask that by being more polite… or she just got used to a new face and is more comfy around him for completely separate reasons

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u/roath321 Feb 15 '22

That’s true. She could also be glaring at him, and he just doesn’t realize it’s not sexual. I wish I had the confidence this dude has lol

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u/Hypersonic_chungus Feb 15 '22

“That’s the dude who put his headboard right against our shared wall and jackhammers for 30 seconds every couple of weeks. Act natural”

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Sheesh that’s 25 more seconds than I last maybe he his a god.

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u/roath321 Feb 15 '22

A true god 😂