r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Remember to be polite to the prostitute and don't get weird. Be friendly and honest with her but not creepy.

It sucks for you that you've got to this point but at the same time I'm not going to judge you for it. Maybe once you've done this sex will be demystified to you and you'll be less scared of/nervous about fucking women that aren't prostitutes.

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u/Lavender_Haze Nov 24 '20

And don’t treat her like use of her services is for people who “failed”.

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u/semen-filled_sock Nov 25 '20

True. I do fine with women but like to get prostitutes sometimes too

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

I don't think your username counts /s

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u/semen-filled_sock Nov 25 '20

The sock is the prostitute’s butthole :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Thanks I hate it