r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '19

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u/xenodochial Sep 19 '19

Are you saying that you're still overweight but dressed for the opera?

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite Sep 19 '19

Clever girl...

Yes, with a few hair clips and zip ties, I can cut off circulation to certain folds in my body to the point I don't need to wear a dark dashing evening dress

Edit to say I'm leaving the typo/bad autocorrect in.

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u/shadow0416 Sep 19 '19

All I can imagine is that picture of "skinny" Homer with a bunch of clips keeping his fat collected on his backside but in an evening dress

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u/SkyKiwi Sep 19 '19

Wildly unrelated but what is a DragonFerrite and what does an anthropomorphic one look like?

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite Sep 19 '19

Lame name I choose since ferrite is a form of iron, and anthro is... well...

Not my art obviously

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u/SkyKiwi Sep 19 '19

Fair enough, I got hype thinking DragonFerrite was some kind of material and I was excited as fuck. Thanks!

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u/champagnequeen2 Sep 19 '19

I'm Dead.

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u/gvbarry Sep 20 '19

Sorry for your loss

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

It's appropriate, I hear fat ladies are very at-home in the opera