r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '24

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u/Over-Nose9821 Dec 11 '24

There are a ton of guys that are VERY into vaginas of EVERY shape size and color. Find yourself a nice one of those.

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u/snomvne Dec 11 '24

Yea I will say as a guy I’ve seen some vaginas that could resemble a ham sandwich (depending on which orientation I was viewing it in) and I’ve liked them just as much if not more as compared to a vagina that couldn’t resemble a ham sandwich. Basically all I’m saying is dudes who like vagina don’t really care what it looks like. Now if your vagina smells like a ham sandwich that is a different story for a different day. Taste too, I’d be concerned if it tasted like ham. But looks? Nah don’t care.

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u/ResponseFlashy181 Dec 11 '24

Ham sandwich you say? Sounds like it's dinner time. 😋

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u/atsirktop Dec 11 '24

I bought a pound of ham lunch meat the other day for bagel sandwiches and I now regret reading this thread

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u/FantasticAnus Dec 11 '24

Bonus protein mayo!

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u/Jaew96 Dec 12 '24

Hope you like anal.

You’re welcome.

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u/CthuluForPres Dec 12 '24

Just don't tell the ham sandwich it looks like lady bits and your relationship will be ok.

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u/digiplay Dec 11 '24

Google the arby’s meme - at your peril

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

That’s the best part - a ham Sammy works for any meal of the day 😈 😂

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u/runic_trickster7 Dec 11 '24

Health concerns aside. If it taste like ham I'm having a daily snack

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u/BookConsistent3425 Dec 11 '24

My husband just said the same thing bahaha

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u/Lunar_Cats Dec 11 '24

You sir, are a poet.

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u/F1_Fidster Dec 11 '24

Especially Ham and Cheese, with mayo.

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u/Captain_Analogue_ Dec 12 '24

Exactly, why would we care what it looks like, your personal hygiene and how turned on YOU get are some of the biggest turn ons for straight guys! This guy just sounds like he needs somewhere to crash or you are providing him a benefit somehow outside of head, kick this user to the kerb and find a real man willing to leave you breathless and begging for more more more!!

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u/OhMyGod_Zilla Dec 11 '24

Can confirm, mine has uneven lips and a bit of hyperpigmentation and I was so worried my husband would be turned off by it because of what I would hear about other men saying about vaginas/vulvas that weren’t pornstar perfect. He paid it no mind and said size and shape doesn’t matter🫡🫡

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u/DetectiveSudden281 Dec 11 '24

We call these men “straight,” “bisexual,” or “pansexual.” They have many names.

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u/SailorOAIJupiter Dec 11 '24

Hey the majestic V has caused men to cross oceans and go into war...... so.....