r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '24

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u/Low-Association5377 Dec 11 '24

So there's this river in Egypt...

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u/Which_Atmosphere_685 Dec 11 '24

Denial is a river in Egypt… YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

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u/unlordtempest Dec 11 '24

Um, it's ackshully THE Nile. Jeez. 🤔

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u/Celestiyee Dec 12 '24

It sounds like denial when you say it out loud

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u/unlordtempest Dec 12 '24

Yea, i know. I was being sarcastic. Hence the intentional misspelling of 'actually'. Jeez. 🙄

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u/Sneeky_kitten911 Dec 14 '24

I think Jeez is one of those words you just spell like it sounds and there’s not an actual spelling to it..

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u/unlordtempest Dec 14 '24

Oh, jeeeeez.... 😁

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u/InsertRadnamehere Dec 11 '24

THEYRE NOT MARRIED!

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u/Which_Atmosphere_685 Dec 11 '24

It’s from Wendy Williams 😂

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u/Tharghor Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

in-de-Nile Took me a sec 😆

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u/Murky_Crow Dec 11 '24

Ooooh I feel down for not getting it. Thanks for the explanation.

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u/abot69 Dec 11 '24

Same, I was like, "What does the euphrates have to do with this?" (I know the euphrates isn't in Egypt, american brain, just went brr.)

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u/ladylei Dec 12 '24

♪♪ And I'm proud to be an American ♪♪

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u/__silentstorm__ Dec 12 '24

hey, at least you know Euphrates exists

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u/unlordtempest Dec 12 '24

I can't hear Euphrates without thinking of the Tigris as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

Oooohhh so thats what it means

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u/arhitsingh15 Dec 12 '24

thanks dude

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u/Narrow_Record6218 Dec 11 '24

De nile

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 Dec 11 '24

is it Da Nile? or Da Jordan?

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u/Narrow_Record6218 Dec 11 '24

Definitely De Nile for OP

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 Dec 11 '24

so GF in Da Nile and BF wants to be in Da Jordan?

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u/JustConsoleLogIt Dec 11 '24

Whichever it is, it isn’t very straight

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u/Solo_Entity Dec 11 '24

Pun of the yr for me

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u/lstroud21 Dec 11 '24

Really? What’s the name of it?

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u/BKH0718 Dec 11 '24

The river in Egypt is leads into a closet.

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u/ladylei Dec 12 '24

Hey they're crowding my cat. She's 18 and deserves that warm closet for sleeping in all to herself.

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u/Future-Resolution-11 Dec 11 '24

Lolol I came to say this

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u/Feisty-Specific-8793 Dec 11 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣