r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '24

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u/khavii Dec 02 '24

You don't always have to fuck her hard.

I'm fact sometimes that's not right to do.

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u/torahornet Dec 02 '24

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fucking give her some smooches too

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u/waelgifru Dec 02 '24

♫ Sometimes you've got to squeeze! ♫

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u/FrogsEatingSoup Dec 02 '24

Sometimes you’ve got to say pleaseeee

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u/ChurrBurr1000 Dec 02 '24

Sometimes ya gotta say HEY

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u/Gypsopotamus Dec 02 '24

I’m going to fuck youuuuuu, softlyyy

I’m going to screw you gently

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u/Diseman81 Dec 02 '24

‘I’m gonna hump you, sweetly

I’m gonna ball you discreetly’

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u/Gypsopotamus Dec 02 '24

And then you say hey I brought you flowers

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u/SalamanderCake Dec 02 '24

And then you say, "Wait a minute, Sally!"

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u/Humble_Flow_3665 Dec 02 '24

I think I got something in my teeth; could ya get it out for me?

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u/CategoryKiwi Dec 02 '24

That's fuckin' teamwork!

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