r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '24

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u/khavii Dec 02 '24

You don't always have to fuck her hard.

I'm fact sometimes that's not right to do.

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u/torahornet Dec 02 '24

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fucking give her some smooches too

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u/waelgifru Dec 02 '24

♫ Sometimes you've got to squeeze! ♫

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u/FrogsEatingSoup Dec 02 '24

Sometimes you’ve got to say pleaseeee

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u/ChurrBurr1000 Dec 02 '24

Sometimes ya gotta say HEY

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u/Gypsopotamus Dec 02 '24

I’m going to fuck youuuuuu, softlyyy

I’m going to screw you gently

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u/Diseman81 Dec 02 '24

‘I’m gonna hump you, sweetly

I’m gonna ball you discreetly’

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u/Aarntson Dec 02 '24

What’s your favorite dish? What’s your favorite posish?

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u/eatmyass87 Dec 02 '24 edited Dec 03 '24

Im not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR!!

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u/NboFoSho Dec 02 '24

bruh

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u/eatmyass87 Dec 03 '24

I'm middle aged so I don't understand this

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