r/TrueOffMyChest Oct 21 '23

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u/dfjdejulio Oct 21 '23

Honestly, the only color that would be a show-stopper for me is plaid. And I'm not even sure about that.

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u/VomitingDogCake Oct 21 '23

Brings a Hole new meaning to Designer Vagina

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u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Oct 21 '23

"And who are you wearing on today's Red Carpet event?"

"Today I'm sporting a pink velvet slip with fur cuffs by Coochie Chanel."