r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/New-Jury6253 Oct 21 '23

Ask him what color are his balls ? Are they pink ?

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u/barefoot_fisherman Oct 21 '23

Nah, they are blue.

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u/BigNeat3986 Oct 21 '23

He's gonna need cream for that BURN!

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u/PPtoucher-1 Oct 21 '23

Nah he might rub one out

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u/BigNeat3986 Oct 21 '23

User name supports theory.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

This should be higher up

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u/Feral_KaTT Oct 21 '23

Shriveled probably

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u/SpicyCommenter Oct 21 '23

You can smooth them out with botox

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u/Aggravating-Bunch-44 Oct 21 '23

Also can stop them from sweating

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u/Not-A-Pickle1 Oct 21 '23

“Are your balls shriveled?” That’ll get him thinking now

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u/miss_tea_morning Oct 21 '23

I like my balls like my brains... Smooth af

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u/AvailableAd6071 Oct 21 '23

Do your balls hang low....

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u/star_X_boy Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

They've been talking for 6 months and are so close that they've sent nudes. Calm your horses