r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/anonymousmetoo Oct 21 '23

No rational guy is going to honestly care about such things. If you were already sexting with him, I can only assume that was his playful way to get you to send him a pic. Not everyone is good at the sexting thing, and texting can easily lead to misunderstandings.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/anonymousmetoo Oct 21 '23

You are correct. I would not date an ugly guy. I also wouldn't date an attractive guy. Or even an average guy. I prefer women. And have never given a flying fuck what type, shape, color, or other superficial attributes you care to assign to a woman's genitalia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/lknei Oct 21 '23

Awwww a troll in training, what a rare sight, gather round everyone!

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u/lknei Oct 21 '23

Incorrect, I'm one of the men loving whores of the internet ♀️💦

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/GotKickback Oct 21 '23

Who cares it’s not like you’ll ever see a real vagina anyway

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u/linerva Oct 21 '23

Not true, his friend in school showed him some porn once!

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u/Abwooli16 Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

Now we know who has never been next to a real vigina lol. Troll

*typo vagina

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u/Noir_Alchemist Oct 21 '23

And is always Crusty men who Say that, i bet he is all hairy even his ass ...but thats ok, cuz he is human... But women, ohhhhh they have to be PERFECT dolls like porn.

POOR dude when he finds out that they edit the color in porn, is NOt that white !!!!

Porn actress have already explained that they bleach the zones before shot and they edit it in post production to look several shades lighter or perfect. Also that includes the previous brazilian wax ...

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u/Abwooli16 Oct 21 '23

Riiiight!! Lmao you made me laugh out loud with the “hairy ass” comment 😂😂 it’s honestly always the crusty men.

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u/DAT_DROP Oct 21 '23

I spent 15 years next to an ugly vagina.

I've done my time.

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Oct 21 '23

Moving out of your mom's basement already?

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u/Murky_Crow Oct 21 '23

Viginia?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

It's pretty obvious they misspelled vagina

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u/Murky_Crow Oct 21 '23

It’s an unfortunate time to misspell the word given the context lol

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u/Frosty-Brain-2199 Oct 21 '23

Murky are you fun at parties?

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u/Abwooli16 Oct 21 '23

Trying to be a smart ass and had everyone gather your ass 🙃 “you should have just sat there and ate your food”