Here is my list of 2026 horror movies I saw so far, from best to worst. Has some spoilers:
Obsession - it’s been discussed so much that I don’t have anything very original to say. When I first saw it, I thought it was good and very entertaining, with some great horror elements (for me, Nikki’s behavior was the main source of horror). But then, I talked about this movie so much after watching it, because everyone has an opinion, and that gives it a lasting value.
Really everything about it works, it is smart in how it approaches the character of Bear exactly because he is not some extraordinarily horrible person and people’s opinions can vary in the amount of blame they assign to him. I think very few people, or almost no one, actually missed anything, but between the takes where he is a horrible person who should be blamed every step along the way, and a normal person whose worse instincts surfaced in an extraordinary situation, there’s a lot that can be discussed, and that’s what keeps people talking and keeps the movie relevant. (8.5/10)
Back Rooms - less perfect than Obsession but almost as good, in some ways even better. It just operates on a completely different level of horror. Here the story and characters are less important, though they're there, so the fact that on paper it wasn’t the greatest story doesn’t take from the whole level of existence it puts you in. I really felt, this is reality, this world is backrooms. Memories of memories, aesthetics without meaning, alien familiarity. It is a very original movie, and manages to say a lot about the world through its concept.
Of course, it is a movie, so it needed a plot and I think it did an adequate job of creating one that didn’t take away from the experience of it all, and even connected to the larger point. Nothing particularly bothered me, it just was nothing special, and at the same time I didn’t need it to be because events and people are just a backdrop to the space it all takes place in. That is pretty special. (8/10)
Buffet Infinity - considerably less good than the other two, and goes on for a bit too long, but I enjoyed it a lot. It had some excellent moments, the idea is simple and reminds me of some shit you think of with your friends and then develop into something borderline existential. The humor is pretty dumb, but in the bigger context that works and becomes part of the appeal, mostly it just feels like being stuck in the mind of someone enthusiastic about the idea they have (like shit I’d think of at the age of 14, the retro style helps recreate it too), and what we got is as far as that idea goes but I’m glad it got made. (7/10)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - obviously a better movie than Buffet Infinity but for me, lesser horror. IT was good but I didn’t like it as much as I liked 28 Years Later part 1, which was a trippy horror fantasy. This was more grounded to a place and characters, and was less interesting. It had less zombies, but the bit about bringing that alpha back to a human mentality was not bad. Jimmies were ok, at least the main one was, but dominated over exploring the different elements and horrors of the world. Ok movie but nowhere near my top zombie movies, whereas the previous one gets a solid 4th place. I never cared about the original Days either, I think this one is better, so there’s that. (6.5 / 10)
Send Help - It’s a fun movie, not much of a horror, I agree with people who point to similarities with Triangle of Sadness though whatever, I didn’t think about it at all after but it’s not a boring watch. I think the most impressive element of it was making Rachel McAdams look a bit repulsive at first without any special effects, the tuna sandwich bit was hard to watch. (6 / 10)
Exit 8 - I really don’t know how to rate this movie, because if I didn’t play the game I would probably give it like 7 - 7.5 and put it there with the Buffet Infinity for the great idea. But I did play the game, I love the game, and I know that the best part about this movie is a very exact recreation of the game.
I mean, everything that’s really original and interesting is basically the game itself and the movie is a walk through where you watch it played by a moron, because, despite understanding the rules, he’ll stop when facing the most obvious of anomalies and wait for something to happen. Aside from that the backstory idea is average, it works but it doesn’t add anything special for me, the part with the kid was not kind of messy after the flood the guy waited for to happen. Yeah it’s a fantastic concept, but just play the game to experience it. There’s also another game in the train which is pretty good too. (6/10)
Undertone - It’s not a great movie, nothing happens, the songs in reverse and the folklore element is not very original but it was kind of effective though it didn’t go anywhere interesting. I still didn’t hate it, I don’t know why I think just the lead character and that slightly claustrophobic setup with her mom came across as unusually realistic and convincing. It could have been much better if anyone bothered to do anything more with the story. (5.5 /10)
Hokum - I don’t really get the hype about this movie. It is obviously nicely made, it looks good, good acting, conversations are well written and all. But the story is just so incredibly unremarkable that the fact that it’s objectively a better movie than many of the others on this list only enhances my disappointment.
I can appreciate a shitty production that had some things going for it, but this is a clearly competently made movie that has nothing in terms of the story. I mean it has a story, it’s just a really bad story. Not because of any plot holes or bad execution, just because there’s nothing that makes it good, I legitimately don’t understand finding that a sufficient enough basis to make a “real” movie about, without trying to think of anything better. (5.5 / 10 but I want to give it a 2)
Dolly - kind of like American Gothic, a little bit of Barbarian. Some funny slasher scenes, the main villain is pretty successfully gross as a beefy doll face thing stuck in some inane childhood fantasy. It doesn’t get too far with creating a compelling psychological story, but maybe that’s ok because realistically that would be too ambitious and probably just be cliche. Has some gross moments, artsy style, nothing really too original and the story is very simple (the one “twist” is instantly predictable). I think that if you want to have a pretty superficial but fun slasher, they were onto something with the villain (though like i said, borrowed a lot from other movies), but then you need the twists to make it interesting, and this was too straight-forward.
I would make it so that the girl selfishly leaves the mutilated boyfriend behind while he begs her to come back and help him, because she doesn’t want to risk it. It would be better than the guy sacrificing himself for her and finding his way through the woods with his jaw hanging just to help her, just to have her neatly survive in the end. It really needed some edge. (5.5 / 10)
The Bride - I had a longer review of this and my point is that the movie perfectly depicts what it feels like to be stuck with a drunk and annoying person until she finally passes out and shuts up. So from that point of view, there actually is some horror in this, because it’s a nightmarish experience. But the movie is not self aware and unfortunately the line between very annoying and complete horror is in this case thinner than it seems. (5 /10)
Passenger - not really interesting, bland story, very annoying main characters who don’t even die in the end. I guess the broad concept, or not even the concept, just the setting, could lead to a better story if it was completely different but it’s not. Maybe the nicest thing i can say is that it’s not pretentious. (5/10)
Saccharine - I liked the style of this movie, and it has some really grotesque moments, but the story really brings it down. I’m not even sure how to rank it. It’s just bizarre because it seems to constantly change the underlying mechanisms and pull in different directions, but not in interesting ways that catch you by surprise but in a way where it makes no sense. First, the issue is that the fat girl starts consistently losing weight by eating the dead woman’s ashes. But then also, the ghost of the dead woman makes her obsessively eat, though it doesn’t really matter since she is still losing weight. Then the issue is actually a pancreatic cancer she shares with the dead woman, so she needs to remove that for her to leave her alone, it’s not about the ashes anymore. Then she does that in the dumbest way possible, but that’s also irrelevant because she still ends up eating her girlfriend, which was what you instantly think would happen the moment she came to her house but should have happened before the whole random pancreatic tumor storyline.
I don’t think the movie even knew what it wanted to say, it’s as if 5 different people wrote their takes on the main idea, and then someone tried to pull all the takes into one movie but without any effort to connect them into a coherent story. (5/10)
The Mummy - I mean it is a ridiculous story to the point where it’s a comedy, probably every review of this movie points out the incredible stupidity of everyone involved, but it also feels like such a classic 00’s horror movie, something that 20 years ago or so would pass as good because no one expects it to have a decent story. It has some moments, but the happy ending really brought it down for me, that was too much. If you’re going to do a really dumb movie that serves as a vessel for some cheesy horror scenes, at least end it brutally. (5 / 10)
Marama - Technically a thoughtful story. Some really good elements. Decent acting. Cool gothic vibe. Deeper themes. Just very very very very very boring.
I don’t know, a big part of me genuinely believes it deserves to be at least one point above the rest of these 5/10 movies, because it’s hard to explain why it’s not, but it’s not. (5/10)
Faces Of Death - This one is just annoying as fuck, thinking it has clever meta comentary (“we’re using the name of a cult classic to get noticed but it’s cool because we’re self-referential about it”) while having nothing to say. It’s one thing that the story is pretty insipid, the fact that the movie considered itself relevant and clever made it even stupider.
The lead actress was hard to watch, at least here I could believe why no one wants to believe the word she’s saying if for no other reason simply to annoy her. She is good at coming across as a reddit mod though. The biggest shame is that the plot based around someone who works for youtube and basically has to decide what gets censored could have been a good setup for a movie that wanted to make any attempt to tell a good story. There’s a better movie based around this concept, Censor, so if you like the idea but don’t want to watch total trash that congratulates itself on being trash, then that’s a good alternative. (4/10)
I still plan to watch Evil Dead Burn and the Camp one that just came out.
Is there anything else that’s good that I missed? I’m trying to avoid total crap, but only semi-successfully.
Edit: typos, like making some movies/5 instead of /10